So this whole “red line” thing is sure making Obama look like a wimp. I mean, we all know he is a wimp, but on the international stage he need to at least not look like one. But apparently Obama through in that “red line” comment off the cuff, and now he has to act like he doesn’t understand what chemical weapons are so he doesn’t get called on it.
“So, Mr. President, they’ve confirmed they used sarin.”
“They’re allied with Sauron from Lord of the Rings? We might have to begin negotiations with him.”
That’s probably for the best, though; I’m not really sure we want this guy leading another war.
Obama’s job right now is to not get the country all blowed up before we can finally replace him with someone more confident, but with how the economy and the world stage is doing, it’s not looking so great so far.
I’d say the Israelis did a pretty good job of finding and bombing that red line Mr. Obama seems to have misplaced.
Off topic:
I’m surprised nobody’s yet made the connection between the Dem’s “send Nikki Haley ‘back to wherever the hell she came from,’” line, and this Parks and Rec clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ett4-dH6EM0
I assume you meant competent as opposed to confident. He’s got plenty of confidence in himself – unfortunately it’s completely misplaced confidence since he’s a ignorant buffoon.
Maybe that should be the new Republican strategy for dealing with Obama? Invent make-believe countries with popular villains (Sauron, Wario, Dr. Robotnik, Nancy Pelosi – what do you mean she’s real?) as their leaders and have them declare war on the USA – Obama would be so busy trying to find them so he could apologize to their peoples / bow to their leaders that he would never find time to play golf or go on vacation. Eventually, his mind would break from the stress. An even more brain dead Obama = victory!
Quintertiarily, YGDFTYLTATSOTE!
Bacon to Bunkerhillbilly!
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Maybe for funsies we could have Biden lead the war effort?
Maybe for funsies we could have Biden lead the war effort?
Can you see Bidentard ™, thinking he’s Commander in Chief, struggling to tie a Native American war bonnet to a George Patton-style helmet?
If you’ll lend me a hamburger today…I’ll gladly pay you a week from Tuesday. ~ Wimpy
I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDLw2x03UmI (a bit harsh – even for Robot Chicken)