Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “After Jon Stewart joked that Obama was a Muslim, President Obama “proved” he was a Christian by…”
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHO WON THIS ONE!
UPDATE: Anonymiss has updated with even MORE unbelievable winners! Go get your cookies, guys. And remember, when a girl teases you, it means she likes you.
Huh… you’d think I’d get teased a LOT more often…
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
There’s petty, and then there’s funny. Somehow this manages both. 😉
She really picked a winner there!
how about posting the real names?
@3 – Pssst… put that comment at NP… I think she’s just teasing until she gets a few complaints.
@4 harvey ok
And if I’m being a bit rough on Anonymiss in the comments over there, she brought in on herself with the indulgent pity-party. It’s tough love, good for her, like why you’d punch a hippie… well, cheap laughs, too… okay, it’s predominantly about cheap laughs, but there is a glimmer of hope that you’ll make them change.
I think she’s busy baking me cookies!
WOW WOW WOW. I updated the post already. Wow.
@6 SNOTCOOKIES to can of spam!!!!!! If you’re not sure what SNOTCOOKIES are, well….they’S NOT COOKIES.
I like how you fight, Miss Anony. I want you on my team.
@7 and 9 cookies to sweet Jimmy. I’ll be on your team.
As soon as I get the mashed potatoes, freshly baked apple crisp, newly picked strawberries and flank steak, I’m there. 🙂
@6 can of spam
i don’t think you’ve been tough enough. this “it’s all about me, the judge, and if you complain you’re a snot “has gotten really old, really fast.
i enjoy the contests (though i will never win or place again i suspect). i would like a real judge again.
Well, I waited around for you last night, but you didn’t show! So, I ate ’em. 🙁
But I’ll make some more. Up this weekend: fresh spinach, more strawberries… and lots of weeding. I suppose that last one is of no interest.
@11 – Actually, the “spoiled princess” thing is just a character Anonymiss plays on the internet for fun, not unlike DamnCat’s “cat” character.
Hope you’re not taking it too seriously…
@8 – Don’t hate the player, hate the game. You ain’t gotta be like that, you know you can turn the key to my can anytime…
@11 I’m just playing. It’s just for fun. 🙂
@12 I don’t mind weeding. It’s satisfying work that stays done. For a while, anyway. 🙂
I’m a flower gardener. I live in Wisconsin, though, and it’s just starting to get warm enough to plant. Maybe this weekend.
@13 WHO SAYS I’m not a spoiled princess? I am TOO! 😛
@14 I love to tease. I like you just fine, can of spam. 🙂
🙂
@13: Don’t tell DamnCat that! He’s for REAL!
@15 – You do realize what goes with a can of spam?
spam spam spam eggs and spam
@17 Don’t forget baked beans.
@18 – and potatoes! And bacon! And homemade pancakes with blueberry compote on top.
I gotta go eat sumpin.
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE!
Lemon Merangue Pie, Grilled Chicken, bacon, cheese on Chibota bread, Garden Salad and Chips are on tap for tonight. Storms are scheduled so we have to have something easily fixed and portable for dinner. Tornados most often seems to come for dinner out here in the west. Maybe they’re hungry. And yes eat dessert first, life here in the Heartland can be short.
@13 harvey,
judges, refs and umps who insert themselves into the game change the game. we now have, not a competition, but an “all about me, ain’t i cute” flirtation. which is fine, but it isn’t the same game.
oh, DamnCat is a cat.
Well, jw, I for one, take these games V.E.R.Y. seriously. Yeah – for some serious flirtation!!
It’s kind of funny that this thread has morphed into something all about food and flirtation!
@22
has there ever been a “you’ve been judged” thread with more than 10 comments before?
Now that the unpleasantness is behind us, Anonymiss needs to get back to work. Those sammiches… er, cookies, I mean… aren’t going to make themselves.
@21 – Yeah, it’s a different game now, but as a semi-pro blogger, I have to give her a LOT of credit for being handed a task and making it her own instead of limiting herself to only doing what Keln did before her.
Strong imaginations are all too scarce on the internet, and I lean toward encouraging creativity wherever I find it.
Oh, and
You Forgot to Put Bacon on the Menu Bacon to seanmahair!
http://tinyurl.com/YGDFTYLTATSOTE
@25 harvey,
at 11:46 this morning i asked that the actual winners be posted. you sent me to NP to post the question. day’s been kind of downhill since then. i feel like i did something wrong, but for the life of me i don’t know what it was.
@16 – And, for the record, I actually am a sentient can of spam… at the very least I’m vaguely rectangular, pink, glistening, and predominantly made up of pig and salt.
@27 – I thought all cans of spam were sentient.