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Let’s meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it’s ussjimmycarter.
What’s the story behind your name? I like the irony of an attack US nuclear submarine named after a dufus like Jimmy Carter who I loathe.
Where do you live? Mound, MN which is a suburb of Minneapolis in occupied territory of
the People’s Republic of Minnesota.
How old are you? 54
Tell us briefly about yourself. I didn’t do very well in college (Party Time) so I became an IT
guy. I am a Program Manager by trade. I married my high school girlfriend and I ride motorcycles.
Do you know thine enemy? Hippies, Hillary Clinton, Harry Reid and Al Franken who will probably get elected as our next Senator here in Minnesota (sigh).
How long have you been reading IMAO? 3 years, it’s my favorite blog since I discovered it!
What’s your favorite IMAO post? In My World! They are the best!
What’s you favorite political issue? Right now it’s Republican stupid! When I watch the Democrats and what they have to offer it’s truly amazing that the Republicans ever lose to these guys on any issue in any election in any state period!
Do you have a website? No!
Why are there wars? We’ve spent a lot of money on our military and how much fun would it be if they never got to kick someone’s ass?
If you commented that you want to be included before, you’re still in the running. You can also comment in this post; just make sure you fill in your e-mail on the comment form (only I can see it so you don’t have to worry about getting spam). Eventually we’ll get to everyone. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far!
“Al Franken who will probably get elected as our next Senator here in Minnesota (sigh).”
I’ve made it my goal to keep that from happening. Although, I’m not sure if eating more bacon is much of an effort at this point.
a suburb of Minneapolis in occupied territory of the People’s Republic of Minnesota.
LOL! I’m just suprised they haven’t put a hammer and sickle in the state flag yet!
Sounds like a pretty neat guy…
Well, shimauma, the Soviet State of Washington existed before your People’s Republic of Minnesota ! So there ! (No joke – it goes back to the ’30’s).
But I have noticed of late (like the last couple of decades) that Minn. is really, really, liberal now. Almost as liberal as this place where the average IQ is more than one standard deviation below normal.
Thanks for doing this. I’ve been reading his comments for a long time and I was wondering who he was. Another mystery of the universe explained through blogs.
only the lamest of websites need to desperately claim in the About section: “It is a funny website”
Oh please. Who are you trying so hard to convince?
[You told us! We are all now very ashamed. I hope you are happy. -Ed.]
Well, I think this site is very funny. But the About section just says FrankJ likes to write humor, not that he does it here. Isn’t it odd that someone with the name “ROFL” called the site lame for claiming to be funny (which it didn’t do, but it is, very). But ROFL never said the site wasn’t funny, just that it was lame for claiming to be funny, which it never actually did, but is, very.
BTW, I’ll answer your stinking questions, but I want twice as much money as the sockpuppets got. But not more than Harvey gets for his outrageously funny news satires, since that would give me tax issues.
to ussjimmahcarter,
Isn’t Minnesota’s state bird the loon for good reason? Sound like you all are about to send one to Washington.
Enjoy the fishing.
I too find it EXTREMELY hilarious that they named a class of ATTACK sub after that doucher. Only thing Carter knows about any kind of attack is either the type dealing with a bunny, or the ones against us due to his horrible job as the CIC.
USSJimmy – You funny. I always thought that it was funny that the people who made fun of W for saying “newcular” never noticed that JC also says “newcular” – despite the fact that the man is a nuclear engineer (Buy Jiff, better peanuts through nuclear engineering!).
I have always thought “ussjimmycarter” was a deliciously ironic name. Well done!
And to ROFL, you leftards have no sense of humor. Don’t hurt yourself trying to comprehend the hilarity rampant here.
I’d suggest you return to Kos, Du or HufPo and engage in those venomous rants you pansies enjoy so much.
Good interview. Does the USS Jimmy have long oars for those pesky aquatic bunny incursions?
And more power to you for living in a place that elects people like Jesse Ventura and Al Franken with no sense of the irony. I’m awaiting a Senatorial run by Prince.
USS hates hippies more than I do. I’m exposed. hides
Good Interview USSJCAS. I still think naming an attack sub after Jimmah is like naming a battle ship after a marshmellow peep.
How come the lefty commies show up on my comments? Pricks! Go exchange panties on KOS or CNN YouTube’s latest debate with the creeps from the RAT party!
If Prince ever runs I’m moving to North Dakota…and given a choice between living in North Dakota and setting my hair on fire, I’d set my hair on fire every time! Great people in the state but they aren’t called “The Bad Lands” because they’re “swell”…
I’ve always really enjoyed your comments ussjimmycarter. Keep up the good work. Alas, some of those socialist dorks living in your state are my relatives. But they do make good lefse….
Vikings RULE!