Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…..

And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals:

  • In an act of rebellion, Sasha and Malia both got matching George Bush tramp stamps. Keeping their word, Barack and Michelle followed suit only to discover that the girls tattoos were temporary.
  • Obama has been sleeping on the couch since Michelle checked the internet history on the Oval Office computer and found repeated visits to the Chippendales’ Reality Show Sites, So You Think You Can Strip and I Wanna be Like Magic Mike.

 

3 Comments

  1. The whole ‘if you get a tattoo we’ll get the same thing’ threat only works while they’re young. If my parents had said that when I was 16/17/18 I would have called them out on it.

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