Breaking: Eric Holder arrests self in DOJ sting; releases self after forgetting to read self Miranda rights

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 28, 2013

MSNBC hits 7-yr ratings low during WH scandal coverage. Well, when the emperor has no clothes, it’s hard to take his tailor seriously. #tcot

— Fred Thompson (@fredthompson) May 28, 2013

Facebook says I have a Zynga Slingo request. I wish that sentence made even less sense to me.

— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) May 29, 2013

The twist in M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie is that he’s still a director.

— Sammy Rhodes (@prodigalsam) May 30, 2013

Don’t you dare classify your event as “black tie” if you won’t let me open a bottle of champagne with a sabre.

— Carly (@MsCarlissima) May 30, 2013

Had a bison steak tonight. Do not understood how they were hunted to extinction. Bullets could not penetrate that flesh.

— James Lileks (@Lileks) May 30, 2013