There are humor geniuses out there who put something out mind-blowingly funny ever so often.
And then there’s me. I put out half-way decent crap.
Every.
Single.
Day.
At least weekdays, that is (excluding holidays). Anyway, it’s actually a much harder feat than the “I’ll write humor when I’m so inspired to.” I don’t have time for inspiration. I’ll waterboard my muse until she spits something out; that’s my commitment to you.
To support this valiant effort, you can give me money so I can spend more time being funny whether I feel like it or not.
Remember, this is your only chance to donate and get a chance to win the Super Happy Fun IMAO Prize Package Number One including being exclusive owner of a hastily drawn Frank J. comic and a mystery prize.
Thanks to everyone who has donated so far. Expect more humor today… or, at least, my best attempt at it. Also there will be the unveiling of the all new IMAO blogroll!
Yeah, I’m not really that excited either.
THE NEW BLOGROLL IS HERE THE NEW BLOGROLL IS HERE! I’M SOMEBODY!
waits
Nope. I can’t even do a barely passable Steve Martin.
It sucks to be me.
I can’t even type a T.
I’m a loser.
I hope the new blogroll links to some good stuff.
You? A blogroll?
Whatever…
Come on folks – cough it up. You know its worth it.
If its worth your time, its worth a little of your money.
How big of a “donation” do I need to give to get on the blogroll?