By now, I’m sure you’ve heard of the poor woman who had blood thirsty American soldiers fling bullets through her bedroom. This is sad on so many levels and leads me to ask many important questions:
Why were they flinging bullets at her?
As the AP gun experts would ask, “Don’t they have guns that go bang and stuff?”
Why were they targeting this poor woman? Was she a reporter?
But wait there’s more!
IMAO has learned that this was NOT the orginal photo! That’s right. The AP changed the photo and the original caption. Thanks to the tireless team at IMAO (Motto: Don’t talk to me, I’m on a break) we have a picture and the text of the original materials.
An Iraqi woman, shown above, holds tubes of lipstick that were fired at her bedroom last night while she slept. Witnesses say that a roving group of Marines swept past the old woman’s building screaming like girls and wearing Chiffon.
One analysts commented: We believe this is a classic sign that America needs to rethink things like Iraqi Security and Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.
The case is under investigation.
Frank, it’s simply not fair to be made to laugh so much in one morning! I was barely able to type this…
I don’t think this was Frank, Jimmy. It’s the oft-absent & much missed RightWingDuck!
Now if we could just figure out where the token Jooo went, it’d seem like old home week.
That woman better not let the Taliban see that photo… they’ll “throw” bullets at her at a MUCH faster velocity ’cause they hate women, especially if they’re trying to be attractive (or just less ugly).
Buncha homos…
Oh, I know, Alan. I was just complaining to management. I’m finding it increasingly difficult to get work done around here with IMAO blasting me with gut splitters every 15 minutes.
Yeah, the Taliban actually require a woman’s face to be completely covered. This woman is “just” from Iraq where a “little bit” of fredom exists.
BTW, If any Marines were offended by my silliness, then you can just take it up with ME, Frank J.
I remember that we once had a Jew… and a guy who would photoshop me to make me look gay…
I WISH I WAS MORE OF AN EXPERT ON SMALL ARMS AMMUNITION, BUT I THINK THE SHELL ON THE LEFT IS THE REVLON .28, WHICH IS A PRETTY LAME ROUND. THE ONE ON THE RIGHT, HOWEVER, SEEMS TO BE A COVER GIRL .44 WHICH CAN DO NASTY THINGS, ESPECIALLY IF IT HITS YOU IN THE FACE.
I bet that took lots of effort to do…
One vote for fishlaw’s comment to be added to the caption as an expert AP consultant.
Sorry, I don’t think this is funny. These things are dangerous. We’ve all seen what damage these types of weapons have done to Nancy Pelosi’s face…not to mention Hillary.
John Edwards is gonna be pissed that she stole his lipstick!
MS,
You might want to consult with Harvey on this one, but I believe that John Edwards prefers gloss.
One analysts commented: We believe this is a classic sign that America needs to rethink things like Iraqi Security and Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.
As they say in Basketball, Swish
Just lipstick?
Come on, she’s going to need a lot more makeup than that.
I’m beginning to understand the need for burkhas.
you are all a bunch of homos!