The outgoing message on Fred Thompson’s voicemail is, “How dare you try and disturb me! I’m not here right now; instead, I’m behind you with a shotgun and you won’t live to hear the sound of the beep!”
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Or it says “if you utter so much as ONE SYLLABLE, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!! If you want to fax me, press the star key.”
Fred Thompson’s mailing list does not have need for an ‘unsubscribe’ feature. Fred is so wise that he knows anyone who would want to unsubscribe is simply suffering from some mental ailment and when they regain their senses would just have to subscribe all over again; Fred, therefore, saves time for the poor wafflers.
Ok, so I have for quite a while copy and pasted the Daily Fred facts and sent them to friends of mine… But I have to say that lately they haven’t been as good, so there has been no laughs shared between us.
Luckily for me, you aren’t Fred, so I lived to dissent against you lol =)
-The Rat.
You know… that kinda reminds me of one of the Ask a Ninja omnibuses. One of the questions was, “What’s the difference between a jedi and a ninja?” To which he answered, “Jedis are safely tucked away on your DVD, ninjas are standing right behind you.” (Probably not the exact quote)
Yeah, that probably has very little to do with the awesomeness that is Fred Thompson. I did say kinda…
Is this the same “Fred” that wants Osama to be arrested and receive due process? Another in a long line of Fred flops.
There is no real Fred, he is a fictional TV character that resembles: SKELATOR.
I’m soooo glad you have dropped the word “Goober” from your posts, WB. Now we can have some real fun.
Hey, if you arrest Osama in New York City (“New York City??? We’re gonna have to shut you down.”), you gotta give him “due process.”
His voice mail begins “To hear my message in English, press one. For other languages, press two.”
Anyone who presses two receives 800 million votes of electrical energy through his phone line.
Fred refers to this as “the surge.”
Or it says “if you utter so much as ONE SYLLABLE, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!! If you want to fax me, press the star key.”
Fred! Thompson doesn’t appreciate people trying to tell him things, its a healthy assumption that he already knows what you’re going to say.
Fred Thompson’s mailing list does not have need for an ‘unsubscribe’ feature. Fred is so wise that he knows anyone who would want to unsubscribe is simply suffering from some mental ailment and when they regain their senses would just have to subscribe all over again; Fred, therefore, saves time for the poor wafflers.
Ok, so I have for quite a while copy and pasted the Daily Fred facts and sent them to friends of mine… But I have to say that lately they haven’t been as good, so there has been no laughs shared between us.
Luckily for me, you aren’t Fred, so I lived to dissent against you lol =)
-The Rat.
Fred has an alternate message: “If you’re a Republican, press one. If you’re a Reagan Democrat, press two. If you’re a liberal, DROP DEAD.
You know… that kinda reminds me of one of the Ask a Ninja omnibuses. One of the questions was, “What’s the difference between a jedi and a ninja?” To which he answered, “Jedis are safely tucked away on your DVD, ninjas are standing right behind you.” (Probably not the exact quote)
Yeah, that probably has very little to do with the awesomeness that is Fred Thompson. I did say kinda…
We should get the goons at Kos and MoveOn to call Fred.
It is 2:20 pm on 9/13/2007.
I did not get a certificate error.
Apparently, you have fixed that.
🙂
Is this the same “Fred” that wants Osama to be arrested and receive due process? Another in a long line of Fred flops.
There is no real Fred, he is a fictional TV character that resembles: SKELATOR.
I’m soooo glad you have dropped the word “Goober” from your posts, WB. Now we can have some real fun.
Hey, if you arrest Osama in New York City (“New York City??? We’re gonna have to shut you down.”), you gotta give him “due process.”
His voice mail begins “To hear my message in English, press one. For other languages, press two.”
Anyone who presses two receives 800 million votes of electrical energy through his phone line.
Fred refers to this as “the surge.”