John Edwards created the youth organization “Edwards Scouts” for boys who like to wear skirts and sell cookies.
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And by “Sell Cookies” we know it was meant to be taken in the sleaziest possible way. Who do you think was in that car with Eddie Murphy? An Edwards Scout.
BTW, it’s been a few days that the Edwards facts have had the picture a bit too low, and screwing up the layout a bit.
Not that it matters. According to a current post on RightWingNews.com you are slightly more popular than the Fred Thompson campaign, which means you will probably not live long enough to read this post. Hawkins and the people at Alexa are also warned to, well, there’s not much they can do, can they?
Lil’ Johnny received more merit badges than any of the others until Tito Jackson joined the troop.
Edwards Scout Troup 99 won the Best Uniform contest 2 years running with black satin poodle skirt and matching hand bag.
Lil’ Johnny earned a Master of Innovation merit badge with the “Remote Control Skirt Lifter”. He said it was to allow him to read the latest issue of Cosmo while sitting down to go number one. Strangely enough though, his Troop Master, Teddy had the only remote.
Young John Edwards was taken out on a Snipe hunt and was the only person in history to actually find a Snipe…he was then properly buggered by the Snipe and upon returning to his troop had his “hide the baloney pony” merit badge summarily ripped from his blouse…
Francesco – it’s a HTML glitch stemming from there being not enough text to make the post as high as the pic when the Edwards fact is a short one and there are no bonus facts.
I’m not tech-savvy enough to correct that, but I’m open to suggestions.
John Edwards created the youth organization “Edwards Scouts” for boys who like to wear skirts and sell cookies.
And by “Sell Cookies” we know it was meant to be taken in the sleaziest possible way. Who do you think was in that car with Eddie Murphy? An Edwards Scout.
And they’re not wearing kilts and playing bagpipes!
BTW, it’s been a few days that the Edwards facts have had the picture a bit too low, and screwing up the layout a bit.
Not that it matters. According to a current post on RightWingNews.com you are slightly more popular than the Fred Thompson campaign, which means you will probably not live long enough to read this post. Hawkins and the people at Alexa are also warned to, well, there’s not much they can do, can they?
Here’s that link provided by Hot Air that Franscesco is talking about:
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Lil’ Johnny received more merit badges than any of the others until Tito Jackson joined the troop.
Edwards Scout Troup 99 won the Best Uniform contest 2 years running with black satin poodle skirt and matching hand bag.
Lil’ Johnny earned a Master of Innovation merit badge with the “Remote Control Skirt Lifter”. He said it was to allow him to read the latest issue of Cosmo while sitting down to go number one. Strangely enough though, his Troop Master, Teddy had the only remote.
When John Edwards bought “ad time for a rebuttal,” he thought it would ‘plump & perk’ out the sag in his tushie, and narrow his widening stance.
Francesco: I think Harvey has the photo too low intentionally to see if John Edwards will notice it and complain.
Young John Edwards was taken out on a Snipe hunt and was the only person in history to actually find a Snipe…he was then properly buggered by the Snipe and upon returning to his troop had his “hide the baloney pony” merit badge summarily ripped from his blouse…
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I tip my cap! Nice! And he sent so much time & energy earning that particular badge.
The whiny “Leave Britney Alone” kid is actually John Edwards’ illegitimate child.
The identity of the kid’s father is still unknown.
Oh, my god, Bob, you’re right.
Not to mention the Cheerleaders laugh at “Edwards Scouts” and the flag girls beat them up.
Francesco – it’s a HTML glitch stemming from there being not enough text to make the post as high as the pic when the Edwards fact is a short one and there are no bonus facts.
I’m not tech-savvy enough to correct that, but I’m open to suggestions.