Every night, the Edwards household reverberates with the screams of yet another “Maybelline vs. Cover Girl” argument.
Bonus Facts from Jim:
If you don’t count high heels, John Edwards actually has a few more pairs of shoes than his wife Elizabeth.
If you do count them, he beats her by a mile.
Believing he was home alone, John Edwards was startled when he walked into his bedroom and found Elizabeth sitting on the bed.
“John,” she said, “I want you to do something for me.”
“What is it?” he asked.
“Take off my blouse.”
He slowly unbuttoned the garment and the white silk floated to the floor.
“Now,” she continued, “pull off my shoes and skirt.”
John quickly complied. With a nervous quiver in his voice he asked, “Uhm, anything else?”
“Yes,” she said in a quiet but determined voice. “I want you to remove my panties and bra…I supoooose the garters could stay???”
The lingerie was soon tossed on the foot of the bed. She looked him straight in the eye and in a business like voice said, “John, there’s one final thing I want.”
“What dear?”
“I want you to stop wearing my clothes! You keep stretching them out!”
Harvey, management (the FCC) requires that you get some therapy for that.
Lol!@the last one
That poor man (Edwards) just doesn’t get any slack from anyone!! (get it?) And neither does Harvey.
Harvey, you’re very brilliantly sick. You lead us down a [garden] path and drop us off with the snap of a bra strap.
Oh, Jim. That last one was the bestest ever.
Could there POSSIBLY be any truth to John Edwards having an affair?
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/john_edwards_cheating_scandal/celebrity/64271
heh
Did you know that there are NO John Edwards in Iran?
18Echo
I heard that last joke when the Dead Sea was still sick…
…at which time Edwards was constantly mentioning it in his stump speeches, along with the poor Arctic Sea that’s cold because it has no winter coat, and demanding vast (or at least half-vast) new entitlement programs to help them…
Alex,
yeah…it’s old…but I made it RELEVANT!