Dennis Kucinich just set himself on fire to protest the Iraq war! Seriously! Turn on the Democratic Debate right now! He’s still rolling around screaming!
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You’re actually watching it all? I tried for 2 minutes and noticed pineapple chunks all over my shirt, so I gave up.
Even better. He just said he saw a UFO!
Also, Barack succeeded in NOT answering the follow-up question.
Q: Senator Obama, do you believe there is life on other planets?
Obama: I don’t pretend to know. But I do know there’s life on earth. And as president, I will be sure that life gets the heating and healthcare blah blah blah.
This reminds me why I vote Republican. Oh, and the Republicans remind me occasionally, too.
Oh please. I don’t care if he’s speaking in tongues while turning into a plaid gila monster. At the time, we were hanging out, making oven fried chicken and chocolate chip cookies while listening to The Monkees. Unless it was Fred Thompson himself, we were too busy to be bothered.
Well, Fred Thompson in all his glory or Mitt Romney being rebooted. That would have been fun.
“Jimmy I think that’s one of the oddest comments i’ve ever read.”
#8 – Posted by: spacemonkey on October 30, 2007 11:23 PM
The first time I read it I didn’t think twice about it.. but now that you mention it… Whaaa…….?
Anyone else think Republicans should challenge Democrats to a Box-O-Bate instead of the less exciting regular De-bate? I think the softies would waiver even more on the issues after a solid one-two combo from Sen. Thompson
Crap!!! I missed the 732nd debate. Now I won’t know where they stand on the issues. Though, I wish that before he set himself on fire Kucinich could’ve seen it in his heart to reach across the aisle to Ron Paul.
How does the statuesque redhead he married walk down the street with him? Ooh, I married a Congressman – yeah, the whiniest, can’t tuck tail fast enough little bitch of both parties. It just makes no sense. Unless – wait a minute – THAT’S IT! SHE WAS ABOARD THAT UFO! She’s here to weaken Earth’s mightiest nation through her anally-probed puppet “husband”! It’s the only thing that makes sense!
Dennis also said W has mental health problems because he openly used the term WW III.
“He has to understand his words have an impact.”
And you, Dennis, need to understand that yours don’t.
You mean you filthy wankers, when looking up some bird’s skirt, haven’t gazed over the fabric and seen something in the sky that you couldn’t identify? When did “UFO = aliens” become an unalterable equation? Rubbish! Anyway, Dennis Kucinich has a much greater chance of spying something unusual in the sky simply due to the fact that he has to look up much of the time. Ironically, he is head and shoulders above any other candidate of either party. Naturally, he doesn’t stand a chance. You Yanks don’t deserve him, ’cause you might actually feel empowered, and happiness is a feeling that Americans have relegated to the dustbin. C’mon, Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton is your CHOICE for two decades!?
Dennis Kucinich just set himself on fire to protest the Iraq war!
Seriously? That seems like SUCH a waste of a perfectly good fire. And what about all those carbon emissions it creates?…
And that’s when Ron Paul walks on stage and declares the fire unconstitutional, saying that when he takes office, he will eliminate the Department of Fire.
You’re actually watching it all? I tried for 2 minutes and noticed pineapple chunks all over my shirt, so I gave up.
What’d he do? Pour gas into his ears and light a match?
Aww man….
Ya got my hopes all up like that, only to be dashed…
Is this supposed to be a surprise?
Even better. He just said he saw a UFO!
Also, Barack succeeded in NOT answering the follow-up question.
Q: Senator Obama, do you believe there is life on other planets?
Obama: I don’t pretend to know. But I do know there’s life on earth. And as president, I will be sure that life gets the heating and healthcare blah blah blah.
This reminds me why I vote Republican. Oh, and the Republicans remind me occasionally, too.
But they remind me less and less than I would like.
And the Bushitlerburton gestapo arranged for an earthquake just to keep people from hearing about Kucinich’s heroic gesture!
Jimmy I think that’s one of the oddest comments i’ve ever read.
Oh please. I don’t care if he’s speaking in tongues while turning into a plaid gila monster. At the time, we were hanging out, making oven fried chicken and chocolate chip cookies while listening to The Monkees. Unless it was Fred Thompson himself, we were too busy to be bothered.
Well, Fred Thompson in all his glory or Mitt Romney being rebooted. That would have been fun.
“Jimmy I think that’s one of the oddest comments i’ve ever read.”
#8 – Posted by: spacemonkey on October 30, 2007 11:23 PM
The first time I read it I didn’t think twice about it.. but now that you mention it… Whaaa…….?
Democrat [dem-uh-krat]
noun
1. a member of the Democratic party.
2. a slimy creature incapable of reason
So… a debate? This should be interesting…
Actually, it was one of Fred Thompson’s star destroyers.
Anyone else think Republicans should challenge Democrats to a Box-O-Bate instead of the less exciting regular De-bate? I think the softies would waiver even more on the issues after a solid one-two combo from Sen. Thompson
I got attacked by conservatives before the debate and then couldn’t keep the Democrats down. 🙂
Crap!!! I missed the 732nd debate. Now I won’t know where they stand on the issues. Though, I wish that before he set himself on fire Kucinich could’ve seen it in his heart to reach across the aisle to Ron Paul.
What was really disturbing about Jimmy’s experience is that he wasn’t the one that ate the pineapple.
How does the statuesque redhead he married walk down the street with him? Ooh, I married a Congressman – yeah, the whiniest, can’t tuck tail fast enough little bitch of both parties. It just makes no sense. Unless – wait a minute – THAT’S IT! SHE WAS ABOARD THAT UFO! She’s here to weaken Earth’s mightiest nation through her anally-probed puppet “husband”! It’s the only thing that makes sense!
Dennis also said W has mental health problems because he openly used the term WW III.
“He has to understand his words have an impact.”
And you, Dennis, need to understand that yours don’t.
You mean you filthy wankers, when looking up some bird’s skirt, haven’t gazed over the fabric and seen something in the sky that you couldn’t identify? When did “UFO = aliens” become an unalterable equation? Rubbish! Anyway, Dennis Kucinich has a much greater chance of spying something unusual in the sky simply due to the fact that he has to look up much of the time. Ironically, he is head and shoulders above any other candidate of either party. Naturally, he doesn’t stand a chance. You Yanks don’t deserve him, ’cause you might actually feel empowered, and happiness is a feeling that Americans have relegated to the dustbin. C’mon, Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton is your CHOICE for two decades!?
Hey #19, If you want that beedy-eyed midget, come and get him, we won’t miss him.
Dennis Kucinich just set himself on fire to protest the Iraq war!
Seriously? That seems like SUCH a waste of a perfectly good fire. And what about all those carbon emissions it creates?…
Uuh….Ron Paul?
In the spirit of #20’s selfless gesture I’ll help pack Dennis for #19
Are you sure that he was screaming? I thought Satan made Kucinich fireproof when he sold his soul to get that hot wife.
And that’s when Ron Paul walks on stage and declares the fire unconstitutional, saying that when he takes office, he will eliminate the Department of Fire.