I’d like to take a moment and officially say – GO ARMY!
What’s all this about?
See, normally IMAO readers are pretty useless.
They sit around all day waiting for us to make with the funny.
Then they read the funny and go, “HUh?”
Then they sit some more and drink beer. Even at 9 in the morning. Heck they’re not going to work.
Then they scratch their fat butts.
(Frank J. interrupts.
Frank J: “Stop insulting my readers!”
Ducky: “Wait, wait. I’m going somewhere with this.”
FrankJ. “Well, hurry up. They’re not going to sit around on their fat butts all day while you get to the point.” )
Well, America is a great nation because our people are good. Sure we have our differences, but one thing that we do have in common is that we care about doing what’s right. The big disagreement of course is usually about what is right and wrong and best or worst. Or shorter or taller, Or …
(Frank J. Interrupts: You’re rambling again.”
Ducky: “Sorry.”)
But we all love our troops. And whether you want them to stay or come home I think we can all agree that the ones who have come home, and have come home HURT, need all the help they can get. That’s the least we can do for them.
So go to their site, read what they’re all about, and give. Give big.
Give Big or God Won’t Love you.
(SarahK Interrupts: “Hey, that’s not true.”
Ducky: “Yes. Yes, it is.”)
Please visit the folks at Project Valour IT.

Good cause! I have and will continue to give money! As for the insults…Bite Me HomoDuck!
Yeah, Fluffy Butt, watch with the insults! The Navy is a part of the Marine Corps, you know.
And Frank J, lighten up on the little feller, he’s a guest writer and as the song goes…..
“I Ramble Ling is wrong, I don’t wanna be right”
Duck that is. heh, Wollf make funny.
Wollf leaves
“Give Big or God Won’t Love you. ”
I worship Cthulhu, therefore this is true. However, it would also be true if I did donate. I like the taste of octopus to much. Pisses him off.
On behalf of Soldier’s Angels and myself, I thank you for your dedication to Project Valour-IT and for helping to provide for some very deserving Heroes.