Yay! Crush Ron Paul Supporters with Facism!

Red State has cracked down on Ron Paul spammers and purged them from their site. How insane and socially inept are the Ronulans to not understand that annoying the hell out of everyone does not generate support for your crank candidate. I swear I’ve never seen another group lacking this much self-awareness.
I should note that no where in the Constitution does it say citizens should be a bunch of annoying little goobers. In fact, it says quite the opposite and prescribes death for useless, annoying people.
Really. It’s near the middle.

34 Comments

  1. Ronulans think that their candidate is the best for America and is the best person to beat Hilary. The Republicans are looking weak right now, and many of us are scared to death of a Hilary Presidency and think that if the Republican base need to change their attitude about a few things or else we are going to not only lose this election but eventually go the way of the whigs.
    If we are going to beat Hilary we have to distance ourselves from Bush, and as with most elections almost no one is going to get exactly what they want in any candidate. I’ll support whoever the Republicans nominate, but as a Ronulan I have developed hard feelings toward the Republican party due to the treatment that the Republican Party has given both Ron Paul and his supporters.
    Alienating Ronulans might insure that Ron Paul does not win the nomination but in the long run it will also isolate many moderates, independents, libertarians and others who have supported the Republican Party in the past. Sorry, but you guys can’t win all by yourselves and demeaning and discrediting Ron Paul and his supporters is by far the worst mistake of this election which should be an easy win against the most evil woman in the World.
    Think about it.

  2. Johnnyb is right! The only way to defeat the loony left is with more lunacy! Ron Paul – to Pluto and the Moon!
    Honestly, what do these space cadets do when it’s all over? Can huffing spray paint ever replace the pure rush that is Ron Paul?

  3. Johnnyb is right! The only way to defeat the loony left is with more lunacy! Ron Paul – to Pluto and the Moon!
    Honestly, what do these space cadets do when it’s all over? Can huffing spray paint ever replace the pure rush that is Ron Paul?

  4. “I’ll support whoever the Republicans nominate, but as a Ronulan I have developed hard feelings toward the Republican party due to the treatment that the Republican Party has given both Ron Paul and his supporters.”
    Johnny, you seem like a reasonable guy – but you gotta admit a decent amount of the supporters who show up here are difficult to like – we have an avowed white supremacist who shows up here every once in a while in support of Ron Paul, ya have the spamming of polls, the arguments that Paul is the one and only true Republican, that his opponents are bringing about the destruction of the United States of America (and, often, that they have some malevolent motivations behind it), in addition to conspiracies along the lines of the NAU (and even that isn’t that bad — I don’t like to say it, but I’ll admit to going for a few conspiracy theories in my day — the really really annoying thing that comes along with it is the attitude that everybody who doesn’t go for that are either mindless sheep or complicit in a Neo-con/CFR/worldwide Jewish conspiracy to take over the world (which actually can still be fun to some extent if you can toy around with people, but gets old at some point))

  5. Okay, JohnnyB, have you learned your lesson now?
    This is a comedy site, kid. Don’t bother us with your earnestness. You’re harshing the mellow.
    Not that anybody here is old enough to remember or gives a shit, but this is how Bill Moyers got rid of Goldwater, and if that wasn’t a malevolent conspiracy I’ve never fallen for one. HIS “white supremacist supporters” still show up from time to time.

  6. What proof is there that Ron Paul would be able to defeat Hillary? There is not one poll that proves that just the fact less rants of Ron Paul supporters. The reason most Paulites give is that he is anti-war so the country will support him. The majority of Americans want the war to end but they don’t want immediate withdrawal, which is what Ron Paul suggest. And a majority of republicans especially are not for immediate withdrawal.
    Distancing yourself from Bush is one thing but wanting impeach him and not supporting any of his anti-terror policies is ridiculous.

  7. I think the whole NeoRon movement is an elaborate joke. American Idol had its “Vote for the Worst” people, perhaps there is a vote for the worst Republican candidate.
    I have thought a few of Ron Paul ideas makes sense, but it would take a lot of work to change things in todays modern times. The NeoRons think he is going to walk into the White House and change it over night. My biggest turn off to Ron Paul (besides he is a nut-case) is his supporters, I just don’t want to even deal with them. I cringe now whenever I see or hear his name.

  8. Actually this could make an interesting new set of fun facts…
    Little Know Fun Facts about the constitution…
    — actually contains a clause that if you are with $100 of the actual retail price of your showcase without going over you must be give both showcases.
    — secret 0th amendment requires the president must grant pardon to anyone who has a better looking wife than him. This is what lead to the flurry of pardons at the end of the Clinton era.
    — Supreme court justices must drink a shot every time someone says the words: “Unconstitutional”, “Appeals”, and “Tort”. Even if they are not in court at the time.

  9. Again, I admire Dr. Paul’s ability to stick to his libertarian principles even in the face of overwhelming public derision and the total impracticality of such ideals.
    Of course it was a mistake to take our currency off the gold standard, but that horse left the barn long ago. Can’t undo it without economic chaos. As for the isolationist world view, once upon a time that was valid, but, given little things like Islamic jihadism, we just can’t play that way any more.
    If the Ronulans pull a Ross Perot and hand the 2008 election to Her because they’re just too pure to vote for a mere Republican I’ll…. well, I don’t know what I’d do. But I’d be upset, for sure.

  10. “In fact, it says quite the opposite and prescribes death for useless, annoying people.”
    If only this were really true… But then there would be no Democrats and the only election that would matter would be the Republican primary.
    Wait, that doesn’t sound bad at all.

  11. When Ron Paul first announce his run, I was curious as to his views(being from Texas myself for the last 5 years) I went to his website, and he has several views that I agree strongly with. But every time I see him on an interview or in a debate all he screeches on about is leaving Iraq instantaneously. That makes him look like a loon. Limited government and gold standard and things like that would be great, but unless you have a armed revolt and completely replace the government you will not make these changes overnight. We have had over 60 years of slowly moving to Socialism/communism/fascism, and it will take many years to restore our goverment within the system. We definately need to start that turnaround soon and I blame the Rhino’s and their excessive government the last 6+ years, because they were elected to fix the problem, not make it worse. I think Newt has the right idea with starting at the bottom to fix the problems at the local levels, and then the upper levels will be easier to fix.

  12. Ron Paul raised $5 mill in Q3. Fred Thompson raised only $9 million. That’s pretty close. Fred Thompson is tremendously pathetic if he can’t even raise like three or four times as much as the Ron Paul character you all like to make fun off.

  13. Fred Thompson is tremendously pathetic if he can’t even raise like three or four times as much as the Ron Paul character you all like to make fun off.
    well, at least he doesn’t spend all day trolling a blog. I mean, you have to give him credit for that.

  14. I’m pretty sure the Republican party would be a lot better if we finnaly got rid of all our crazies (black helicopter, gold standard, NAU,…) and gave them to the left. That way we could run as the not-crazy party.

  15. You know, the President still has to “govern.” And the campaign is a testing ground in that regard along with the people the candidate will bring to office with him. Interesting, isn’t it, that Romney and Guiliani have the most administrative experience? And McCain and Thompson have the most legislative experience. Do we select an administrator or a legislator as our candidate?
    Ideology is but one aspect of politics – but the rest is “the art of the possible.” Ron Paul isn’t “possible.” The other four … are.

  16. I just want to say, regarding spamming of polls, I have voted on polls, once for any that I’ve been informed about, and if the purpose of the poll is supposed to be to have someone show who they are supporting how can it be called spamming when people actually vote in it?
    Another thing, now Huckabee, the new darling of the Republicans, is saying to get rid of the Fed. He’s not being called crazy though. That is curious to me that he’s copying something Ron Paul said but is just adored for it now. Meanwhile he is a creationist and if that is not nutty I don’t know what is.

  17. “drivel”,yada yada,
    Meanwhile he is a creationist and if that is not nutty I don’t know what is.
    #29 – Posted by: RK on October 23, 2007 02:48 PM
    Didya happen to notice its called the THEORY of evolution??, probably cuz it hasnt been proven fact yet either??
    And if the big bang crap is true WHAT went bang and how dit IT get there to go bang?????????

  18. Why can’t people wrap their heads around the concept that evolution, cosmology, paleontology etc. AND religion are not mutually exclusive? I mean really, what’s more wondrous: A God that slaps it all together in six days then takes a nap, or a God that unleashes incredible cosmic forces that result in an incredible chain of events that unfold in billions of years, when He’s damn good and ready?
    And this doesn’t mean that The Bible is a bunch of fairy tales, just that this is how you explain it all to a bunch of ancient Heebs who think the world is flat and that all choreographers should be stoned to death, that’s all…

  19. I figured out what it is about the Ronulans that irritates those of us on the Right:
    They sound just like the Hippies with their “forced earnestnous” that drove the rest of us crazy fourty years ago! Just the same amount of whine and threats in their tones.

  20. bunkerboy, if you believe Jesus is the Son of God, truly you’d believe that all that Jesus taught is true. Jesus clearly teaches Genesis to be literal history in Matthew 19:4 – He answered, “Have you not read that he who created them from the beginning made them male and female…” Or how about Mark 10:6 “But from the beginning of creation, ‘God made them male and female.'” (ESV)
    If this part of Jesus’ teaching isn’t true, then why should anything else Jesus taught assumed to be true? So you see, evolution and Christianity are mutually exclusive.

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