No matter how much he diets, all John Edwards sees in the mirror through his tears is just a big ugly giant fat pair of thighs!
Bonus Fact from Casper the Friendly Host:
John Edwards’s secret stash movies – ‘Lord of the Flies’, ‘Kite Runner’ and ‘Boys of 2nd St. Park’.
[Huh… I was thinking “Can’t Stop the Music” and “L.I.E.” – Harvey]
Ha! He references L.I.E!
I would have added:
“Bless the Beasts and the Children”.
“yay, books” hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
sorry. “Yay! Books!”
That’s not fair for you to bring up his weight issue. As it is he’s already so self-concious about eating in front of men.
Poor Johnny-Thighs…don’t worry, he can still be “pretty on the inside.”