At the risk of sounding controversial, I have to say that I fully support the person or persons who mugged Liberal talk host Randi Rhodes. I know it may not be a popular choice to make, but I believe I’m making it for all the right reasons.
Ms. Rhodes was doing nothing wrong at the time except walking her dog. Many on the left are saying that this could not possibly be random. I agree, nothing is out of place as much as a person in New York being mugged. On a positive note, it’s nice to see something NOT being blamed on global warming. You see, a lot of people would say, “Hey, this mugger (or muggers, the details are still sketchy) should be locked up and put in jail for carrying out such a horrible crime.”
I cannot stand this sort of intolerant reaction. Instead of seeking the perpetrator, we should be looking at the root causes of these crimes and make sure we address them. IF these crimes were carried out by a fanatical right winger, I would say that we need to fix the current social injustices.
Problem: Poverty. Many Republicans these days have scant resources. Personally, my stock in Halliburton and shares of Zionist Management International haven’t been doing much lately. I blame the current political climate.
Solution: Money. I prefer tens and twenties but any amount will do. As long as it’s a tall stack. You might be saying, “But Ducky, why don’t you get a job instead of holding us ransom and threatening to mug us even more.” You might say that, but then I’d pistol-whip you. So make with the money you uncaring Libtard fascists!!
Disenfranchisement: Nothing is worse than feeling like you’re not part of the process. Conservatives right now are having to fight against the threat of abortion, gay marriage, and gun control. And that’s just against our own GOP candidates! Personally, it’s enough to make me go after some liberal radio host – and her little dog too.
Solution: Franchises. I would prefer a Subway. Or maybe a McDonalds. They have good french fries. You see, if you give a guy a fish, he’ll probably slap you with it, because they’re not as yummie as twinkies and stuff. If you give a guy a fish taco franchise, then he can sell it and buy guns. I was trying to make a point, but at this point, even I’m not paying attention to me.
Together we can all make a difference. If you support the Randi Robbers, then come join us for a rally. This will be the biggest civil rights march since the Jena Six. The Randi Robbers deserve to have their civil rights enforced, not punished like a bunch of common street muggers.
So, in closing. Let us not judge the Randi Robbers too harshly. Sure she’s missing a few bucks, and a few buck teeth, but that’s not the real tragedy. The real tragedy is the fact that so many robbers are out there, waiting to pounce on liberal gas bags, and nothing is being done to reach out to them.
Only when we reach out, can we truly call ourselves a just society. Let’s not punish these criminals, they’ve been punished enough. Let’s look at ways of addressing the root causes of Libtard muggings and ensure that all are treated equally (cue All American Background music) so that a city for the people, by the people and of the people, can one day shine for everyone, regardless of race, religion, height, sexual orientation, political party, or right handed or left handedness. Then we will truly be free.
UPDATE: It turns out that Randi was not attacked by a conservative mugger. It makes sense, you bunch of chickenhawks. New reports show that Randi Rhodes “fell” when her dog pulled her off balance. The dog is being investigated, will be checked for rabies, but not for any other “papers.”
Here’s the picture of the dog who pulled her off balance. As with any IMAO reporting, this may or may not be factually accurate. But we care. That’s what truly matters.
You’re a little late, police says she was never mugged and that she just fell down. Of course, just because muggers turned out not to have commited this specific crime, doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try reaching out to them and help with the root causes.
She should have hugged the mugger.
#1:
Then hey, it was “fake but accurate”! The important thing is that we need to understand why muggers hate us.
Got a link, Pantera? I’m not finding anything disputing the mugging story – but then, I’m not finding anything in any reputable news source that even says she was mugged, go figure.
Too bad this didn’t happen to that c*nt, Anne Coulter.
Steve apparently didn’t get the message that this is a PG-13 blog.
Young girl (amost) in a bikini or holding a gun to her head, are the ads you chose for your blog? Good lord, and you call liberals ‘tards?
Not a big fan of muggers myself. If we only had something in the Constitution that said the citizenry could be armed. Maybe that way we could protect ourselves when big government isn’t right there to watch over us. Oh well.
Kate, guns and bikinis are PG-13. Take a look at Die Hard IV, for example. If you can provide me a movie title that uses the c-word and is rated PG-13 or cleaner, I’d be interested to know.
I’m sure SarahK will be thrilled to know you called her a young girl, though. Although I don’t think there are any bikini pics of her, here – she’s pretty modest.
You’re advocating a violent attack on a woman…and you accusse me of not being PG-13…go figure.
Steve apparently didn’t get the message that this is a satire blog. Since he didn’t get the message, I think we can assume that he really meant what he said about Ann Coulter.
Or maybe his poor little head just doesn’t understand satire. In which case I apologize for making fun of the mentally challenged.
Randy Rhodes is now saying that she just fell. Booze and “Glaucoma Medicine” will do that. It’s just a pity that her post menopausal hips did not shatter in the tumble.
The fact is, she should have been mugged and beaten to within an inch of death, allowed to recover only to be mauled by wolves. Then she should be beheaded by the islamo nazi’s she gets so moist over.
Actually, the gun isn’t “to” my head. I’m holding it up next to my face. And Alice is right. The c-word is not allowed here. Use it again, and you’re banned. Kthxbai.
RightWingDuck, I served with Jonathan Swift. I knew Jonathan Swift. Jonathan Swift was a friend of mine. RightWingDuck, you’re no Jonathan Swift.
(That means your satire sucks.)
The dog reportedly said “Yo qiero frivolous lawsuit!” then mumbled and said “Viva la fake hate crime victim-hood!”
Brady,
I will NOT be Jonathan Swift-boated!
Those leftwing hatemongers don’t even care about muggers.
OK, let me see if I follow: Steve first says “Too bad this didn’t happen to that c*nt, Anne Coulter.”…. He then later posts “You’re advocating a violent attack on a woman…and you accusse me of not being PG-13…go figure.”
SO,……… He clearly advocates an attack on Ann Coulter, but then acccuses you of advocating an attack on Randi Whoever……..Brilliant! or maybe its all satire, and I’m just over-analizing the whole thing. Anyway he’s still a douche-bag!
“Brady,
I will NOT be Jonathan Swift-boated!”
Touché.
Do us all a favor and hang yourself…Thanks,
America
Heres the latest, Randi Rhodes wasn’t mugged, she fell down, or was pushed down by “someone or something”! It must have been the right wing hate machine roaring by. Serves her right, let that be a warning to ya, if you get too close to the hate machine you’ll end up getting your chicklets blasted out!
Too bad this didn’t happen to that c*nt, Anne Coulter.
#5 – Posted by: Steve on October 16, 2007 02:12 PM
A mugger against Ann Coulter . . .
Steve, be honest with me, do you think the mugger would even have a chance?
Fellow host Jon Elliott claimed on the liberal radio network that Rhodes had been attacked by a small, noisy dog on Sunday night. Elliot, who said Rhodes lost several teeth in the attack, waxed about a possible conspiracy.
“Is this an attempt by small, noisy dogs to silence one of our own?” he asked on the air. “Are we threatening them? Are they afraid that we’re winning? Are they trying to silence and intimidate us? Well they’ll find out we can bark and yap, too!”
An attack on Ann Coulter would not be an attack on a woman, or a human for that matter.
Young girl (amost) in a bikini or holding a gun to her head, are the ads you chose for your blog? Good lord, and you call liberals ‘tards?
#7 – Posted by: kate on October 16, 2007 02:18 PM
No ma’am – see, origuhnally, us raht-wingers didn’t want no pictures of no scantilly-clad women investin’ our pure and god-fearing website.
Howevuh, Frank J. despight his piety and known hatred of girls who don’t wear veils, had to give in when this place was taken over in a coup a couple years ago.
It was a compromise – some pictures will show up with girls smiling – other pictures will show up with more guns.
An attack on Ann Coulter would not be an attack on a woman, or a human for that matter.
#24 – Posted by: on October 16, 2007 04:04 PM
Yes – it would be an attack on walking god, and it’s good you guys are finally starting to recognize it.
Ann Coulter is certainly not as ancient and powerful a deity as our lord and savior Fred Thompson, nevertheless the early Sumerians recognized her strength and worshiped her accordingly.
Through time she has lurked in the shadows, demanding sacrifices and crushing all who oppose her, so hopefully you will bow down to her greatness and power before it is too late.
Clay, WAL: You said it again! Stop saying the word!
You people are INSANE. if you don’t like what Randi says CHANGE THE FRICKIN STATION.. you know.. that little dial on the front (or back or side, depending on your particular model) of your radio (that thing with numbers and speakers and various knobs… receives AM and FM). I personally think Bill O’Reilly is real piece of work but then again, I don’t watch FOX News or listen to his show. I’m sorry folks listen to the guy but that’s his right to spew nonsense. Again, you people are insane for advocating or cheer-leading bodily harm against someone for the words they say. Try countering Randi’s words with some wit of your own, if that’s possible.
Before you can attack Ann Coulter, you must be “perfected” first. Then, she’ll kick the perfect, living crap right out of you.
Ann Coulter was attacked last night by 6 muggers. A memorial service for the muggers will be held at “Air America” as soon as Al Franken’s mom gets home from work (he’s not allowed to have friends over when she’s not home.)
Before you attack Randi Rhodes, you must first have an alien dog as depicted above. It’s rumored that the dog ate what little brains he could find after her crushing fall. He didn’t survive, but she is now uncertain of her story. A classic “no-brainer.”
The system is broken, I tell you, Broken!
We must fix the system, or those poor right-wing conservative god-fearing thugs won’t have a chance at fairness in this horribly bias system!
Blame Bush!
Hey “thisisajoke” can I trade my AM/FM radio for your crystal ball. I think that its amazing that you can say “I personally think Bill O’Reilly is real piece of work but then again, I don’t watch FOX News or listen to his show.” and then go on to say ” I’m sorry folks listen to the guy but that’s his right to spew nonsense”. If you don’t watch Fox News or listen to his show how can you claim he is “spewing nonsense”.
And right away she changes her story – IT MUST HAVE BUSHIES PEOPLE TELLING HER TO SHUT UP – OR ELSE. It’s the only possible answer. Lib talk radio hosts are never wrong on their reporting.
Wow,
Randi Rhodes gets ‘mugged’ and the liberals automatically jump to the conclusion it’s part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.
Talk about going off the rails on a crazy train.
(Oops, that would be Randy Rhoads)
Clay S,, you make a good point… what I should have said was …
I watch (and listen to) Bill O’Reilly but I can only stomach his often venomous mode of delivery for brief periods. Then it starts to make me ill!! Okay, maybe ‘nonsense’ was a stretch. I wouldn’t win any debates with FOX News consumers because I don’t listen/watch with any regularity, big deal, that wasn’t my point.
My point was, those folks that responded that they ARE glad about the news about Randi are insane. That’s all I’m saying.. This goes WAY beyond censorship.
okay.. maybe my argument has many holes.. I don’t give a hoot.. no more time to spend on this bs.
Hey “thisisajoke” thank you….. and dont forget, this is a satire blog, were being funny, not serious. well Frank J. is serious, but anyways, you get the point.
Randi fell down and went boom…and then blamed it on muggers…and then the left wing kicked into a free-for-all saying that the whole thing is the work of the VRWC! Wow!
And then Stevie jumps on his mommies computer in the back of the double-wide while she is at the liquor store cashing her weekly allowance of food stamps and takes a shot at Ann Coulter? Wow!
Again, you people are insane for advocating or cheer-leading bodily harm against someone for the words they say.
I’ve seen worse.
Like what the lib’rals say about me and anyone with an R behind their name on THEIR online hangouts…
A Rush zombie who loves it when violence happens to women.
Sheesh, looks like some people need to acquaint themselves with the meaning of the word “sarcasm.” And here I thought the Left was the reality-based community, while we were a bunch of knuckle-dragging Godbags too stupid to understand nuance.
okay.. I’m a little slow today (ahem.. and most days)..
Admittedly I initially missed the sarcastic tone intended in this site. The headline on Google News “I Support Randi Rhodes’ Muggers” grabbed my attention. I’m not retracting or redacting or anything else that ends with “ing” my previous words but I regret not reading the comments with a grain of salt and responding accordingly.
cheers y’all.. life is too heavy as it is, right? let’s keep it light.. looking forward to a beer and Simpson’s rerun. later!
lib’ral dude.
You are a disgusting animal trying to sound clever and provocative but instead you’re just a waste of space.
Sarah and Alice, I didn’t use the c-word, don’t know where you got that. I’m the mom of two girls about the ages of your two and I would slap them silly if they ever put those pictures in public. Just momming y’all.
What a lib will do for ratings. For her next trick she will make the garbage man who picks up her trash pay her medical bill.
I humbly ask that thisisajoke be the first IMAO Rational Troll Hall Of Fame inductee. May he be the last.
you are all disgusting people.
You people are INSANE. if you don’t like what Randi says CHANGE THE FRICKIN STATION.. you know.. that little dial on the front (or back or side, depending on your particular model) of your radio (that thing with numbers and speakers and various knobs… receives AM and FM).
Well to be honest…never heard of this chick before the libtards started spewing conspiracy, but I can hope she trips over her dog more often now, considering whose side she’s on.
You are a disgusting animal trying to sound clever and provocative but instead you’re just a waste of space.
#43 – Posted by: Maezeppa on October 16, 2007 08:21 PM
Heh, and there’s not a gorram thing you can do to make him stop posting maez, HA HA!
Wow, we need to have more fake stories about left wing nutjobs on here. It really draws in the trolls. And these trolls are HILLARIOUS becuase they’ve completely missed the point but still spew their hate-filled, ignorant ramblings.
It’s about equivalent to having a topic like “Liberal retards post here, to show how stupid you really are”
you are all disgusting people.
I take offense at your casual dismissal of my long-held and deeply festering root causes behind this action. Wake up America! only then can the injustice end!
Kate, my reference to the c-word was about post #5.
While in the restaurant business I learned the best way around the c-word is to say “she’s a real See You Next Tuesday!”
That or Pig Latin…
Kate, I can tell ya from what I’ve seen here that Sarahk has plenty of momming from..ya know..her mother. Plus being an adult and all I think she knows well enough what pics she wants up.
Apparently she just tripped and fell. Even the Earth hates this b*tch.
christian nation? i see eveyone here is a follower of the teachings of christ!
Wow! The Snarky DKOS contingent has decided to share their always fun and witty retorts! I shall remain on this post for sometime, however to try to fully appreciate the subtle and complex nature of this wonderful prose…
#55 christian nation? i see eveyone here is a follower of the teachings of christ!
Yes, and since you aren’t a follower of Christ you wouldn’t get “teh” intricacies involved. You never read the part where He went ballistic and chased a bunch of idiots out of church, didja?
How about the part where He comes back wearing armor and wielding a flaming sword? Ya haven’t read that one I’m sure.
PS: wondering why we can’t get Keith Olberman to trip over his dog?
Shimauma, good one! Non-Christians are always quick to point out Christ as the Lamb of God but they forget about the Lion of Judah part!
Good news everybody!
Laurence Simon has been perfected! Good for him.
Ann Coulter is not a woman. She is a cross dessing man. Look at her adam’s apple.
Wishing bodily harm anyone is not satire.
I can’t even get through one paragraph of your incoherent ramblings, RightWingDuck. You are a dum dum.
Wow… this freakin post exploded
LEAVE RANDI RHODES ALONE!!!!!
How f***in’ dare anyone out there make fun of Randi after all she has been through.
She lost her tooth, she got a bruise. She had to miss a day of work!
SHEEEE’SSS A HUMAN!!!!!!! What you don’t realize is that Randi is making all these broadcasts and all you do is write a bunch of crap about her.
She hasn’t performed on stage in years. Her song is called “give me more” for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!
LEAVE HER ALONE! You are lucky she even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEEEAVE RAANNNDDI ALLLLLONE!…..PLEEASE!!
I realize that having any real compassion when one is a conservative of today may be asking to much. With that said…..
I’m no fan of Tony Snow but I don’t wish him to die from cancer, my dad died from that and don’t want anyone to die this way. It’s ugly!
Ok, so Randi wasn’t mugged, she was injured, how will come about soon enough, as for those of you on the right that always claim to be compassionate conservatives, where is it here?
And yes, there is no denying that there are some dunderheads on the left too but please don’t presume that we are all that way.
It only proves my point!
Good lord people, satire, sarcasm, look it up. Just because you dont find it funny doesn’t mean its not funny. Case in point :
“Apparently she just tripped and fell. Even the Earth hates this b*tch.” If you didn’t laugh at that, you haven’t been perfected yet.
randi rhodes was mugged, to be sure, losing 3 teeth
but one is salvagable.
but randi hates White people as she tells everyone 3 hours a day weekly.
when the man that tagged her was a Negroid, she could not tell the truth, since she would replace every White in America with a Negroid.
so her, and air america, are doing the racist-attack coverup– randi is a jew, but the Negroid thought she was White
you can see how far hatred of the White race has come, when rhodes, a White-hater, changes her story along with the all-Jew, Air America company.
Rhodes, a brooklyn Jew, has preached hatred of White people all of her life.
being mugged by 2 negroes, was not in her hate-plan for White people.
when jon elliot told the truth on worldwide radio,
he did not stutter. air america knew it was the truth.
rhodes lives to hate White people all day.
listen to her attack Whites in every show.
the only reason the facts got out at all was that jon elliot, told the world what happened to rhodes, and he is a radio host at air america.
he had 1st hand knowledge of the mugging and covered it lavishly on his radio program.
he is now recanting, because air america has threatened him.
yes, randi does have buck teeth, but lost both of the front ones.
rhodes hatred for Whites finally caught up with her, not by a White’s hand, but by Negroes, who she adores
The reason the story was so easy to believe is because you right-wing assholes are so very capable and willing to do such a thing.
Love America – go to Iraq.
sorry rougy, rhodes hatred for Whites, finally caused her to settle up for her crimes.
I’ve enjoyed making fun of a bunch of liberals the last two days who need to pull a stick out of their a– here – but
what does Randi Rhodes being a Jew have to do with this?
You forgot to mention the left’s willingness and capability to lie about such things for political gain.
You forgot to mention the left’s willingness and capability to lie about such things for political gain.
To be fair, though, apparently we beat up left-wing talk show hosts all the time.
It’s such a common occurrence that you can obviously excuse all the liberals here assuming it was Bu$Hitler’s Fascist Amerikkka come to life.
Ann Coulter’s anorexic frame couldn’t fight off a nap. That shrill, cadaver-faced harpy is the poster-creep for WEAK.
As with most liberals, the facts of the “mugging” are far less important than her FEELINGS…surely, she must have felt mugged which is, I’m sure, just as bad or worse than the real thing. Clearly, she needs some love and understanding in this horrible time in her life and the emotional scars caused by imaginary attacks by the right wing hate machine….or something…maybe she just needs dog walking lessons.
Good day comrades. I see and recognise this as a reactionary blog.
How dare you capitalist pigdogs smear Comrade Randy Rhodes. She’s been an example to all comrades that think of final victory of socialism and communism.
If I was still alive I’ll send you all to reeducation facility so you can get intouch with your hateful feelings.
Well got to go play cards with Che, Eithel and Julius Rosenbers and Saddam… Witing for Achmaddinajah to join us in proletarian poker game.
Lovingly,
Comrade Stalin
Lets be both gallant and practical.
We dig up and dispose of this disreputable sidewalk that hurled itself at her…
Then we sell pieces of it to all of us on the Right who wish we could have, rather than listen to her inane blather.
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