The phrase “useful as a screen door on a submarine” will eventually be replaced by “useful as John Edwards in a presidential race”.
Bonus fact from reader Matt:
You know that antiperspirant that’s strong enough for a man but pH balanced for a woman? It gave John Edwards second degree burns.
Bonus fact from reader Chris:
John Edwards gets erotic nightmares about Nintendo’s Kirby.
Two bonus facts from reader Silicon Valley Jim:
The inventor of the My Little Pony toys got the idea after seeing John Edwards in a courtroom.
The $1,250 bill isn’t just for John Edwards’s haircut. It also includes his Brazilian wax.
As useless as balls on a democrat.
It’s this post that makes me glad the Fabulous Fact is a recurring theme.
Thank you IMAO.
… thank you
I have the T Shirt that says “I just neutered my cat, now he’s a Democrat”