Fred Thompson’s environmental impact statement was approved: he needs 800,000,000 cubic yards of concrete and 175,000,000 tons of steel to build a dome over Washington D.C. before ne nukes it from the inside, thus doing us all one giant favor.
The folklore character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Fred Thompson… except for the part about planting apple trees… and not leaping buildings in a single bound.
DE, you see, that way, Fred would blow the lid off the Capitol. Also, the compression would be improved – sort of like a pressure vessel surrounding a nuclear reactor.
Before Fred Thompson can announce his candidacy for president, his campaign has to file an environmental impact statement.
Thanks, I wondered why he is taking so flipping long!
The environmental statement from Fred “Goober” Thompson is to cover the clean up cost, after everyone sh*ts their pants in surprise that he finally made the announcement.
Goober has been “testing” the water so long he reminds me of Johnny Edwards. Oh my, the water is too tepid; no that ones too hot; no that ones too cold. When is it going to be right Goober?
Stand aside Goober Thompson and let Rudy do it.
Fred Thompson’s environmental impact statement was approved: he needs 800,000,000 cubic yards of concrete and 175,000,000 tons of steel to build a dome over Washington D.C. before ne nukes it from the inside, thus doing us all one giant favor.
The folklore character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Fred Thompson… except for the part about planting apple trees… and not leaping buildings in a single bound.
And that would be effective Jimmy, since we all know fire can’t melt steel.
DE, you see, that way, Fred would blow the lid off the Capitol. Also, the compression would be improved – sort of like a pressure vessel surrounding a nuclear reactor.
Before Fred Thompson can announce his candidacy for president, his campaign has to file an environmental impact statement.
Thanks, I wondered why he is taking so flipping long!
The environmental statement from Fred “Goober” Thompson is to cover the clean up cost, after everyone sh*ts their pants in surprise that he finally made the announcement.
Goober has been “testing” the water so long he reminds me of Johnny Edwards. Oh my, the water is too tepid; no that ones too hot; no that ones too cold. When is it going to be right Goober?
Stand aside Goober Thompson and let Rudy do it.