In high school, John Edwards was regularly beaten up and had his lunch money stolen by Napoleon Dynamite.
Bonus fact from Richard:
The Powerpuff Girls were originally the John Edwards Girls, until John’s lawyer sued for defamation of character, claiming John would never be that violent.
John Edwards didn’t vote for Pedro.
SM,
Don’t get your pretty pink panties all in a bunch….If that article is all you’re going on with Little Johnny being a football hero – it’s a little weak – but I give you points for trying….the best point made in the whole thing was regarding the coiffure we’ve all come to know & love (to make fun of….)
And, might I add, IMAO, anyone who thinks cheerleading isn’t a sport requiring physical strength & endurance, has never done it!
Regarding Pretty Little Johnny and his arch nemesis, Napoleon — they tried to cast him in the movie, but he refused because he said Summer’s hair was more ‘bouncin’ & behavin’ than his own……he hates being upstaged….
CCHEMuse I agree, Cheerleading, despite its girliness and lack of competition is physically demanding and in a way manly.
Men in cheerleading squads aren’t prissy pom-pom shakers. They have to be fit, strong, and buff to hold up the prissy pom-pom-shaking girls.
Come to think of it, being in a cheerleading squad would be a gay man’s nightmare and a straight man’s dream come true.
Good point, a smart straight man in good physical condition would probably want to be a cheerleader, that is if they have a decent tolerance of people making fun of them, or an explosive temper leading people to not mess with them…. If I was in good physical shape I so would of done that. Of course, I do have an explosive temper so I would end up hurting the idiot who made fun of me…. Basically what I’m saying if Bush was a cheerleader that just proves he is smart and athletic.
From Sarcasm Man’s article on John Edwards:
Quote: “Edwards’s “style was gentle,” says Cooney. “He never yelled at a witness. He didn’t try to physically dominate a witness”when he got done, when the witnesses stood up, all their clothes fell off.”
I am NOT kidding….