Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact Posted by Harvey on 13 August 2007, 2:56 pm John Edwards started life as an orphan who was raised by wolves – pansy-ass, effeminate wolves.
And to this day Elizabeth chews then regurgitates John’s food for him so his jaws don’t get sore from eating. Reply to this comment
pansy-ass, effeminate wolves Are you sure those weren’t poodles? It would explain his obsession with his hair. Reply to this comment
These wouldn’t be the same toothless, transgender wolves that suckled MarKOS, now would they? Reply to this comment
Their pack leader’s life story was turned into the epic motion picture ‘teen wolf’. Google it. Reply to this comment
Wolves? I always thought he was raised by the ponies from “My Little Pony Tales.” Reply to this comment
He was raised by chickens. That explains the yellow streak down his back. They just wore wolf suits to confuse the farmer. Sort of the way Demoncrats pretend they support the troops……..but they don’t. Reply to this comment
No no, you are all wrong, he was raised by transgendered-lesbian-berkel-trained therapists. Reply to this comment
John Edwards started life as an orphan who was raised by wolves – pansy-ass, effeminate wolves.
And to this day Elizabeth chews then regurgitates John’s food for him so his jaws don’t get sore from eating.
pansy-ass, effeminate wolves
Are you sure those weren’t poodles? It would explain his obsession with his hair.
I also heard they were rainbow colored, big-eyed, anime wolves.
These wouldn’t be the same toothless, transgender wolves that suckled MarKOS, now would they?
Their pack leader’s life story was turned into the epic motion picture ‘teen wolf’.
Google it.
No, not wolves. Cats.
Pussy cats…
Dan Patterson
Arrogant Infidel
I had always heard that he was raised by an all-male flock of peacocks.
No. John Edwards was raised by a village of Village People!
Wolves? I always thought he was raised by the ponies from “My Little Pony Tales.”
He was raised by chickens. That explains the yellow streak down his back. They just wore wolf suits to confuse the farmer. Sort of the way Demoncrats pretend they support the troops……..but they don’t.
No no, you are all wrong, he was raised by transgendered-lesbian-berkel-trained therapists.