Halloween was invented by John Edwards so that he wouldn’t ALWAYS have to wear something over his fairy princess costume.
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Lil’ Johnny tried the Princess Leia outfit in ’78 and loved the hours he spent teasing his hair into the little cinnamon bun look. But the costume’s flowing white robes covered too much skin and he settled for the Jabba the Hutt slave outfit, enjoying immediate results. However, due to his excitment, his cleaning deposit was not returned.
My poor kids won’t put their discarded teeth under their pillows for the Tooth Fairy anymore because of what John Edwards did the last time. That Bastard stole the quarters I left for the kids too.
Have fun ;)!
Brian (#3) – what the flying Ihmams is:
“Have fun ;)!”
doing in there EVERY TIME you blog? Eh? (polite non-Canadian-like inquiry) Please don’t remind me to have fun! I don’t need your friggin’ help!!
Besides, I enjoy your posts. Stop mucking them up with such trite $hit.
“doing in there EVERY TIME you blog? Eh? (polite non-Canadian-like inquiry) Please don’t remind me to have fun! I don’t need your friggin’ help!!
Besides, I enjoy your posts. Stop mucking them up with such trite $hit”
And thus my evil plan for World Domination begins to take effect.
Have fun ;)!
PS: Harvey, for the record, asking me to stop saying “have fun ;)!” at the end of my posts (something I have done for well over 15+yrs) is akin to asking John Edwards to “Man Up” or Fred Thomspon to pose for the press in a Edward’s spare Pink Tuutuu. Besides I already know it irks the “human bodily waste” out of some people, that is part of the reason I still do it, albeit a small part. Love me, love my quirks, what can I say? HF ;)!
This just in John Edwards called Ann Coulter a “she-devil”. Then he had to be excused to change his tutu.
This begs the question if Ann is a she-devil what does that make;
James Carvel
Howard Dean
Harry Reid
Cindy Sheehan
Helen Thomas
Barbara Striesand and her wife James Brolin
Michael Moore
Al Frankin
and last but by every means possible least Keith Olberman?
Since the above are all for gender bending, are they all “she-devils” even the ones with testosterone (should they actually still have some of that). Maybe males should be called “he-devils” or just devils for short. Works for me.
“By their fruits shall ye know them”
Halloween was invented by John Edwards so that he wouldn’t ALWAYS have to wear something over his fairy princess costume.
Lil’ Johnny tried the Princess Leia outfit in ’78 and loved the hours he spent teasing his hair into the little cinnamon bun look. But the costume’s flowing white robes covered too much skin and he settled for the Jabba the Hutt slave outfit, enjoying immediate results. However, due to his excitment, his cleaning deposit was not returned.
Is it a Tinkerbell costume? Then at least it would go with the Peter Pan costume he wears when Elizibeth wants him to “butch it up”.
My poor kids won’t put their discarded teeth under their pillows for the Tooth Fairy anymore because of what John Edwards did the last time. That Bastard stole the quarters I left for the kids too.
Have fun ;)!
Underneath John Edwards fairy princess costume is another costume, and another…and another…and another…and another.
Okay, well lubricated now.
Brian (#3) – what the flying Ihmams is:
“Have fun ;)!”
doing in there EVERY TIME you blog? Eh? (polite non-Canadian-like inquiry) Please don’t remind me to have fun! I don’t need your friggin’ help!!
Besides, I enjoy your posts. Stop mucking them up with such trite $hit.
Wow Harvey, one of the funniest yet. Can’t top that, so all I can say is have fun, ;)!
“doing in there EVERY TIME you blog? Eh? (polite non-Canadian-like inquiry) Please don’t remind me to have fun! I don’t need your friggin’ help!!
Besides, I enjoy your posts. Stop mucking them up with such trite $hit”
And thus my evil plan for World Domination begins to take effect.
Have fun ;)!
PS: Harvey, for the record, asking me to stop saying “have fun ;)!” at the end of my posts (something I have done for well over 15+yrs) is akin to asking John Edwards to “Man Up” or Fred Thomspon to pose for the press in a Edward’s spare Pink Tuutuu. Besides I already know it irks the “human bodily waste” out of some people, that is part of the reason I still do it, albeit a small part. Love me, love my quirks, what can I say? HF ;)!
FAIRY princess costumes are WAY too scary for the Silky Pony. AND the high heels make him dizzy.
I heard he usually dresses up as a pink SMURF.
This just in John Edwards called Ann Coulter a “she-devil”. Then he had to be excused to change his tutu.
This begs the question if Ann is a she-devil what does that make;
James Carvel
Howard Dean
Harry Reid
Cindy Sheehan
Helen Thomas
Barbara Striesand and her wife James Brolin
Michael Moore
Al Frankin
and last but by every means possible least Keith Olberman?
Since the above are all for gender bending, are they all “she-devils” even the ones with testosterone (should they actually still have some of that). Maybe males should be called “he-devils” or just devils for short. Works for me.
“By their fruits shall ye know them”