John Edwards cant resist jumping into the flame wars on the “Downy vs. Snuggle” message boards.
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Although John Edwards likes Downey’s ad’s, he has a special “affection” for the “Snuggles Bear” and as POTUS will expect his bed to be made from 100% of these “fabulous creatures”…
There are two Americas. In one America, the towels are soft and snuggly, but in the other the liberated former female slaves rise up in righteous anger and pitch a hellacious hissy fit until their beleaguered male co-partners quietly do their own damned laundry.
Silky uses Downy on his regular clothes and Snuggle on his John-Johns. For his presidential suit (yes he purchased a used one already from Jimmy Carter), he uses Robert Downey, Jr.
Historical note: In the old days, John Edwards’ mother called his pajamas “Jammies.” Over time, the family changed it to “John-Johns” but little Johnny Edwards didn’t like that term. So, they changed it to “Jimmies.” That word has been abandoned recently since so many Jim’s read IMAO and are critical of the little snotnose.
It is perfectly understandable why Johnny follows the detergent wars so intently. One time long ago (okay it was more like 3 months ago) his Mommy bought the cheap stuff to wash his john-johns in instead of the hypoallergenic formula she normally used. His tender baby-like skin had such a horrible reaction he was actually mistaken for a Man for three weeks as he kept scratching that part of the body where most of us guys store our testicles.
I mean after all we all know that his Mommy, and now his Wife keep Johnny’s testicles in their purse for fear he might put out and eye or something if he played with them
Johnny Carson: “John Edwards has decided to become a fabric softener.” Crowd: “How softener is he?” Johnny: “He just got Michael Vick and Laurence Simon to sing a duet of “They call it puppy love.”
John Edwards cant resist jumping into the flame wars on the “Downy vs. Snuggle” message boards.
Although John Edwards likes Downey’s ad’s, he has a special “affection” for the “Snuggles Bear” and as POTUS will expect his bed to be made from 100% of these “fabulous creatures”…
There are two Americas. In one America, the towels are soft and snuggly, but in the other the liberated former female slaves rise up in righteous anger and pitch a hellacious hissy fit until their beleaguered male co-partners quietly do their own damned laundry.
Socrates, I’m afraid of your second America. May it never be.
Damn Greeks. If you can’t beat ’em, wash their clothes!
John Edwards keeps a fabric tester on staff after an ugly incident with a line-dried towel.
John Edwards’ cat committed suicide after he dyed it pink and named it “Mr. Jingles.”
Silky uses Downy on his regular clothes and Snuggle on his John-Johns. For his presidential suit (yes he purchased a used one already from Jimmy Carter), he uses Robert Downey, Jr.
Historical note: In the old days, John Edwards’ mother called his pajamas “Jammies.” Over time, the family changed it to “John-Johns” but little Johnny Edwards didn’t like that term. So, they changed it to “Jimmies.” That word has been abandoned recently since so many Jim’s read IMAO and are critical of the little snotnose.
Jimmy, does that mean he gets his Whites Whiter?
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It is perfectly understandable why Johnny follows the detergent wars so intently. One time long ago (okay it was more like 3 months ago) his Mommy bought the cheap stuff to wash his john-johns in instead of the hypoallergenic formula she normally used. His tender baby-like skin had such a horrible reaction he was actually mistaken for a Man for three weeks as he kept scratching that part of the body where most of us guys store our testicles.
I mean after all we all know that his Mommy, and now his Wife keep Johnny’s testicles in their purse for fear he might put out and eye or something if he played with them
Johnny Carson: “John Edwards has decided to become a fabric softener.” Crowd: “How softener is he?” Johnny: “He just got Michael Vick and Laurence Simon to sing a duet of “They call it puppy love.”