John Edwards once spent three days tied to a chair after accidentally spraying himself with Silly String.
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Boy that Edwards camp really knows how to spin things. The actual story is that he was physically tied to the chair and the silly string was actually Chippendale dancer body fluid. Ewwww
As I said last night:
This is unfair! Perhaps that is why there is a mysterious glitch in commenting on this Fabulous Fact.
While the “fact” may be technically accurate, the reason Edwards was unable to get up was that he was tired, completely pooped, having just walked the entire length of the room. It was a really big room, and the chair was several feet from the door.
His wife finally arrived to pull off the string and lift him out of the chair to safety, easing his hurt with a juice box and some soy ice cream. Edwards then sued the makers of Silly String® for not having a large warning label on the can, “Do not spray self into chair while fagged.”
It is sad but true. He was tied to the chair, bu the toll was taken on Elizabeth for when an episode happens in John’s life he must be held for at least 45 min.
Longer after and enema.
Again you repuglithans manage to get this and every other thing WRONG!!!!!
Like anyone else John could have gotten away, but you ignorant morons don’t know silly string is pink, John’s favorite color, and he loves to say the word “silly.” He was fine, and enjoying himself but that isn’t something you always angry neocons understand.
John Edwards’ favorite instrument is the bagpipe… must be the squeezing sacks and blowing pipes thing…
and no, its not the piccolo or tambourine, those are both far too masculine
John Edwards spends so much time on his hair because he thought the ad said, “I’m gonna wash that gay right out of my hair.” The end result has had the opposite of the intended effect.
Bagpipes are a totally masculine instrument. Just because most bagpipe players dress in skirts that doesn’t mean anything.
( Alex Beaton has a song called the Scotsman, it is tad adult in nature but really funny)
I really do love the pipes, truly.
John Edwards once spent three days tied to a chair after accidentally spraying himself with Silly String.
Boy that Edwards camp really knows how to spin things. The actual story is that he was physically tied to the chair and the silly string was actually Chippendale dancer body fluid. Ewwww
As I said last night:
This is unfair! Perhaps that is why there is a mysterious glitch in commenting on this Fabulous Fact.
While the “fact” may be technically accurate, the reason Edwards was unable to get up was that he was tired, completely pooped, having just walked the entire length of the room. It was a really big room, and the chair was several feet from the door.
His wife finally arrived to pull off the string and lift him out of the chair to safety, easing his hurt with a juice box and some soy ice cream. Edwards then sued the makers of Silly String® for not having a large warning label on the can, “Do not spray self into chair while fagged.”
I would have used the “fagged” but I’m already in therapy for having used the word “faggot.” Lucky for you, Socrates.
No matter how it happened, I’m guessing tears were shed.
It is sad but true. He was tied to the chair, bu the toll was taken on Elizabeth for when an episode happens in John’s life he must be held for at least 45 min.
Longer after and enema.
He had the bruises from the Silly String for two whole months after the horrible ordeal.
This story is completely unbelievable! Have you ever used silly string? That much force would have killed Silky Pony!!!
Again you repuglithans manage to get this and every other thing WRONG!!!!!
Like anyone else John could have gotten away, but you ignorant morons don’t know silly string is pink, John’s favorite color, and he loves to say the word “silly.” He was fine, and enjoying himself but that isn’t something you always angry neocons understand.
John Edwards’ favorite instrument is the bagpipe… must be the squeezing sacks and blowing pipes thing…
and no, its not the piccolo or tambourine, those are both far too masculine
John Edwards spends so much time on his hair because he thought the ad said, “I’m gonna wash that gay right out of my hair.” The end result has had the opposite of the intended effect.
Bagpipes are a totally masculine instrument. Just because most bagpipe players dress in skirts that doesn’t mean anything.
( Alex Beaton has a song called the Scotsman, it is tad adult in nature but really funny)
I really do love the pipes, truly.
They are not skirts, they are KILTS, don’t make me get my claymore and dirk off of the wall.