I can’t come up with nut’n to blog. I tried really hard, but nothing is clicking. Maybe I need a better place to look for news headlines. Where do you people go?
I could just take whatever Harvey has queued up and put my name on it…
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How about “open lines Friday?” You could create one giant megablog on ALL subjects interactively. Or we could just start ripping Hillary, Obama and, what’s that dweeb twerp’s name, oh, yeah, Edwards.
Snopes usually has some pretty interesting daily headlines although most are not necessarily political. It might be a fun Friday distraction though. http://www.snopes.com/daily
Don’t tell anybody, but here is a good source that nobody seems to know about.
It’s like Pajamas Media, only competent. Here’s a story about Captain America’s funeral I saw there.
I just go to Yahoo to pick up my emails. They seem to keep their main page updated frequently enough that I never fail to find something to comment about. Go figure?
Have fun ;)!
This might be blogworthy: http://www.hillarynutcracker.com
Worth a click just for the intro song. Her ankles are a bit too thin to be considered an accurate portrayal.
Something related to penguins always works. People love penguins. Some people will go and sit through an entire movie about penguins marching. Trust me…penguins are a guaranteed winner.
I, for one, would like to see you rip open Hillary’s locked-up records, Frank, and see what’s in there. Could be some amazingly good stuff that would last for weeks.
Personally, I like to visit The Scratching Post. It’s witty, intelligent and well-written. There’s always something interesting going on over there.
Yep. Very interesting. You should visit it. Daily. In fact, how about now? I mean right now. No more reading! Stop reading this word! And this one! Go to the ‘Post! Immediately! If you’re still reading this, you’re in trouble…
Just put up one of those youtube remixes of the dramatic chipmunk-that’s-really-a-prarie-dog. I know it’s starting to get old, but that doesn’t make it any less funny. Or, better yet, make one with the Howard Dean yell or something.
YUP. It’s like SUPER slow out there. One of the guys did a Bush’s daughter marries Darth Maul riff, but it bit the big one and we decided to leave it in the can. The only real satire-ready news seems to be about Britney, Lindsay and Paris. Again.
I guess we’re going into the “dog days” of summer.
Hell, it’s the weekend, so who cares. Anyway, I’m sending you dudes 25 bucks. Go have a beer on me. I’m off to abuse the guy who’s supposed to do the Fox parody for later.
Toodles.
Or just pound on Olbermann some more. You could change the video portion a bit and modulate your voice in different ways to correspond to the whining, snotty … I can’t go there.
Or got to the Table of Contents in you favorite Bible and discover that the Book of Revelation contains no S in its name. The full name is the Divine Revelation of St. John. Though it had many images, it is still a single Revelation. Thanks for playing. =+)
Actually, since you feel the need to correct: It’s actually called the Revelation of Jesus Christ. Jesus revealed it to John. It’s not John’s Revelation.
How about “open lines Friday?” You could create one giant megablog on ALL subjects interactively. Or we could just start ripping Hillary, Obama and, what’s that dweeb twerp’s name, oh, yeah, Edwards.
Oh, yeah. I guess the “interactive megablog” would be a chat room. Sorry, that won’t work.
Snopes usually has some pretty interesting daily headlines although most are not necessarily political. It might be a fun Friday distraction though. http://www.snopes.com/daily
Don’t tell anybody, but here is a good source that nobody seems to know about.
It’s like Pajamas Media, only competent.
Here’s a story about Captain America’s funeral I saw there.
Fark.com is always a good source of Friday Fun
And Bones looked at the Captain and said, “He’s dead , Jim. Captain, he’s dead. It’s dead.”
I just go to Yahoo to pick up my emails. They seem to keep their main page updated frequently enough that I never fail to find something to comment about. Go figure?
Have fun ;)!
This might be blogworthy:
http://www.hillarynutcracker.com
Worth a click just for the intro song. Her ankles are a bit too thin to be considered an accurate portrayal.
Something related to penguins always works. People love penguins. Some people will go and sit through an entire movie about penguins marching. Trust me…penguins are a guaranteed winner.
Best News Ever! Tons Of Comedic Opportunities!
http://AboveTopSecret.com
You could start with this gem:
http://www.belowtopsecret.com/forum/thread294967/pg1
If earth’s best DJ and the alien’s best DJ had a techno battle, could earth be saved?
How about Silky Pony, crusader for the poor and down-trodden, foreclosing on their homes?
Picture the hurricane Dean animation with the Howard Dean Wooeeehaaaahhhh sound effect? Where is Cadet Happy?
I, for one, would like to see you rip open Hillary’s locked-up records, Frank, and see what’s in there. Could be some amazingly good stuff that would last for weeks.
I’m not giving you all my genius blogging tips!
This site never fails me:
http://w3.cultnews.net/
You could go to my site, but I’ve been looking at you. So I think we’re both screwed.
//I could just take whatever Harvey has queued up and put my name on it…//
You might as well. You’re always getting credited for his stuff anyway.
Personally, I like to visit The Scratching Post. It’s witty, intelligent and well-written. There’s always something interesting going on over there.
Yep. Very interesting. You should visit it. Daily. In fact, how about now? I mean right now. No more reading! Stop reading this word! And this one! Go to the ‘Post! Immediately! If you’re still reading this, you’re in trouble…
Well, I went, I saw, and I bookmarked. Nice blog, KT Cat !
Just put up one of those youtube remixes of the dramatic chipmunk-that’s-really-a-prarie-dog. I know it’s starting to get old, but that doesn’t make it any less funny. Or, better yet, make one with the Howard Dean yell or something.
YUP. It’s like SUPER slow out there. One of the guys did a Bush’s daughter marries Darth Maul riff, but it bit the big one and we decided to leave it in the can. The only real satire-ready news seems to be about Britney, Lindsay and Paris. Again.
I guess we’re going into the “dog days” of summer.
Hell, it’s the weekend, so who cares. Anyway, I’m sending you dudes 25 bucks. Go have a beer on me. I’m off to abuse the guy who’s supposed to do the Fox parody for later.
Toodles.
Or just pound on Olbermann some more. You could change the video portion a bit and modulate your voice in different ways to correspond to the whining, snotty … I can’t go there.
Frank, this is just friggin unbelievable: Edwards, Obama, Clinton infighting
Go to the Book of Revelations and try to figure out which parts correspond to what part of the Left.
Actually that might be more scary than funny. Nevermind.
Or got to the Table of Contents in you favorite Bible and discover that the Book of Revelation contains no S in its name. The full name is the Divine Revelation of St. John. Though it had many images, it is still a single Revelation. Thanks for playing. =+)
Play nice, pachyderm. I think the random one may have a point about the Apocaleft.
Actually, since you feel the need to correct: It’s actually called the Revelation of Jesus Christ. Jesus revealed it to John. It’s not John’s Revelation.