Ann Coulter said that “If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president.” Isn’t that unfairly singling out women, though? Can’t we instead just say that people without penises tend to vote for Democrats.
I’d think it would be more accurate to say “people without testicles.”
There are a lot of them running around out there.
How about “masculinity challenged” or, as they say in North Carolina…John Edwards.
I don’t think it quite works. That would mean people with a penis and testicles would vote against democrats, and I’m pretty sure that Hillary would still vote democrat.
Also, dead people and people without brains tend to vote for democrats. I think we should take away these groups’ right to vote as well.
Ann Coulter is good at making peop…liberals mad. I can only hope that one day I can make them that mad.
//Can’t we instead just say that people without penises tend to vote for Democrats.//
Or at least tend to be Democrats. How they vote depends on how they’re told to by Oprah.
Women tend to be more “Republican” during PMS and more “Democrat” at other times. I think their problem is hormone-related. Solution: only allow women to vote when they’re “on the rag!” How’s that for unfair?
“people without penises” sounds so crass. Couldn’t we refer to these Penisless Americans as “John Edwards” instead?
I’m gonna have to disagree on that one. There will still be women, and there will still be guys who want said women to… do things.
Why else do you think guys are lefties in the first place?
Cuz lefty girls are easy.
Silly Ann forgot about all the people that are still duped into believing the White Man is keeping them down and only the Dhimmicrats can help. So just cutting women out of the mix is only half the problem. However, I refuse to take the restriction to its very obvious conclusion.
It is you duty as a Citizen, as an American, as a Conservative, and as a Man to make sure that all women are given a penis.
God bless America! God bless Ann Coulter!
I suggest “people without balls” or “people without guts”. Ann Coulter certainly has the balls to say the things she does, although she most certainly does not have the penis.
…Cuz lefty girls are easy.
most lefty girls have more hair under their arms then John Edwards has on his pretty little head. Lefty girls are also huge fans of the Indigo Girls, if you know what I mean…
Ha! You should try sheep!
“No, Abdul, I was only helping that sheep over the fence…”
“If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president.”–Ann Coulter
Careful Ann. I’m a skirt and I’ve voted R in every Pres-election since Reagan; wonder if she wishes I had stayed home from the polls?
If I wasn’t married, Ann Coulter would be my woman…because I’m that hot and you losers aren’t so deal with it! But…since I am married and have been for 31 years you single loser pussy has been mommy boy idiot sissy republican dick-heads need to seriously take this babe out and romance the $hit out her! I’m kinda’ in Luuuuv with her…but don’t tell the wife!!!
Anne Coulter can say whatever she wants! She doesn’t need the balls and the penis! I have plenty of both and will belly up to the bar if our elected “representatives” aren’t willing!!!
A lot has been said about Broom-Hilda’s support from single women. After all that’s ‘gone down’ (quite literally), why isn’t Broom-Hilda herself a single woman?
Hey, I don’t have a penis and I vote Republican (like a good, obedient wife).
All you female Republicans are the exception to the rule. You’re in the minority, ladies.
//”people without penises” sounds so crass. Couldn’t we refer to these Penisless Americans as “John Edwards” instead?//
NO!! I absolutely refuse to be put in the same category as “Ponyboy” Edwards. Granted, I DO have a penis, but it’s attacted to my hubby and he refuses to leave it home whenever he goes out, so it’s not like I can do anything cool with it.
In the meantime, I would give up my vote if taxes would go away and all the illegal immigrants are kicked out of the country and any man less manly than Zack Braff was shot into space….
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand shimauma wins! No place…no show…all other entrants were immobilized by the massive Anngasm emitted by ussjimmy… Wasn’t that unpretty?
Okay, clarification will really make this easier. If you like penises but you have one, you will surely vote D. If you like penises and you don’t have one and your age and IQ are both over 25, you are likely to vote R. If you hate penises and think that they are the root of all of mankinds troubles you are DD: disturbed Democrat. If you are DD but R and like penises, I have some nice friends…
//Okay, clarification will really make this easier. If you like penises but you have one, you will surely vote D. If you like penises and you don’t have one and your age and IQ are both over 25, you are likely to vote R. If you hate penises and think that they are the root of all of mankinds troubles you are DD: disturbed Democrat. If you are DD but R and like penises, I have some nice friends…
#24 – Posted by: Bob the Doc on October 4, 2007 12:37 PM//
Bob, I understand what you’re saying, but for the leftard trolls you better make a pie-chart like they do over at “Indexed” (can’t remember the website addy and too lazy to google while I’m posting)
//All you female Republicans are the exception to the rule. You’re in the minority, ladies.//
Maybe that’s the ticket. Take away the voting rights of women but allow “ladies” to keep theirs. Way to raise the bar! Cowgirl up sisters.
(another CLR -Conservative Lady Republican)
“I suggest “people without balls” or “people without guts”. Ann Coulter certainly has the balls to say the things she does, although she most certainly does not have the penis.
#12 – Posted by: mykidsmommy on October 3, 2007 01:23 PM”
That’s just because she and I haven’t been formally introduced yet. 😉