When God asked Cain where Abel was, he responded with, “Am I my brother’s keeper?” When God asked Hillary where Vince Foster was, she responded with, “You expect me to remember where every single body is?”
As we all know, Fred Thompson will win in ’08. Hillary’s next chance will be in 2012. The Mayan calendar predicts the end of the world in 2012 (after election day, I might add). Coincidence? I think not.
This, of course, is only if Fred decides not to run then for some reason.
You need to turn that into a shirt immediately or I will steal the idea, put it up on cafe press and send you taunting e-mails from the floating castle I will build from the proceeds.
While I do believe Hillary is a Goa’uld, Bill is more like her lo-tar than anything else.
Harry Potter, SG-1, and Shrillary-bashing, all in one thread. My day is complete.
“Take the image we have of Jesus–of Jesus as the Shepherd,” says Hillary. There isn’t a soul who doesn’t believe that if the Good Shepherd returned today, he wouldn’t smack Hillary Clinton into the middle of next week. Nobody games the system like the Clintons: http://theseedsof9-11.com
//There is no Hillary. Only Zuul.
#7 – Posted by: DesertElephant on October 3, 2007 12:49 PM//
OMG!! I’m glad I’m home ’cause I just freaking peed my pants!! LOL
I would definitely have THAT one on the back of my car.
Hillary, the Umbrage of the demoncrapic party. Yep, definitely a death-eater….
Interesting, for those of us out of the loop on Potter lifestyle, I found the definition on wisegeeks.com. Franky? Hitting a little too close to home there, eh?
Deals made with Satan aren’t easy to worm out of.
I thought it was because he was a lesser Goa’uld assistant, and she was an ambitious system lord…
When God asked Cain where Abel was, he responded with, “Am I my brother’s keeper?” When God asked Hillary where Vince Foster was, she responded with, “You expect me to remember where every single body is?”
Wouldn’t that imply that she had a soul to split? I always pictured a sucking vortex of ambition where her soul was supposed to be.
Imagine the parallel-
Bill Clinton as the Key Master and Hillary Clinton as the Gate Keeper. Scary, freakin’ scary!
Hurry up and cross the streams!
As we all know, Fred Thompson will win in ’08. Hillary’s next chance will be in 2012. The Mayan calendar predicts the end of the world in 2012 (after election day, I might add). Coincidence? I think not.
This, of course, is only if Fred decides not to run then for some reason.
There is no Hillary. Only Zuul.
You need to turn that into a shirt immediately or I will steal the idea, put it up on cafe press and send you taunting e-mails from the floating castle I will build from the proceeds.
Didn’t Bill quip that he’d have to “slit his throat” if she gets elected? That’s the crux of the matter – wishful thinking for a male hor.
The reason Hillary still keeps Bill around is that he is full of great ideas for lining up some primo beavage.
Primo beavage?!? That’s hilarious!
Although, Lewinsky looks a bit more like primo bovinage…
If she’s Zuul, would that make Al Gore the giant Sta-Puft marshmellow man?
This is quite likely the funniest thing you’ve ever written. And that’s saying something.
While I do believe Hillary is a Goa’uld, Bill is more like her lo-tar than anything else.
Harry Potter, SG-1, and Shrillary-bashing, all in one thread. My day is complete.
I get it now!
HE’S the hommunculi, SHE’S the conjurer!
I had it backwards all these years.
Off topic:
Latest ABC poll has Hillary at 51% to Guiliani’s 43%. The battle to overcome growing American stupidity is on.
“Take the image we have of Jesus–of Jesus as the Shepherd,” says Hillary. There isn’t a soul who doesn’t believe that if the Good Shepherd returned today, he wouldn’t smack Hillary Clinton into the middle of next week. Nobody games the system like the Clintons: http://theseedsof9-11.com
There is no Hillary. Only Zuul.
#7 – Posted by: DesertElephant on October 3, 2007 12:49 PM
That’s a bumper sticker right there!!
//There is no Hillary. Only Zuul.
#7 – Posted by: DesertElephant on October 3, 2007 12:49 PM//
OMG!! I’m glad I’m home ’cause I just freaking peed my pants!! LOL
I would definitely have THAT one on the back of my car.
Hillary, the Umbrage of the demoncrapic party. Yep, definitely a death-eater….
Interesting, for those of us out of the loop on Potter lifestyle, I found the definition on wisegeeks.com. Franky? Hitting a little too close to home there, eh?
Well. first you have to go on the assumption that she has a soul to divide. That right there my friend is a stretch.