Although technically still at war – since they only have a cease-fire & not a peace treaty – South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun and the North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il are now scheduled to begin a 3-day summit meeting on August 28th in the North Korean capital of Pyongyang.
If we could bug the place – which I’m sure ‘lil Kim will do anyway – here’s a few choice phrases I’d suspect we’d hear:
- “I’m going to shoot the next person who quotes from Team America!”
- “Who ordered the Dachshund, lettuce, & tomato sandwich?… oh… well… then who DIDN’T order one?”
- “Love your hair! Who’s your poofer?”
- “Look, why don’t we just settle this thing with a game of ‘DMZ Frisbee’?”
- “You rook ronery…[BANG!… thud]”
- “You want to buy nukie for cheap?… No, I mean the atomic weapon…”
- “Hey Kimmie! Tootsie called… she wants her glasses back!”
- “Beer bong! Chug! Chug! Chug!”
- “Please, Roh, don’t tell the Americans that we’ve discovered oil here.”
- “Don’t sweat it, Kim, it’s not like Americans could find North Korea on a map, anyway.”
- “So… how’s your Dong working these days?”
Or maybe they’ll just sit around discussing how worthress Arec Barrwin is.
[BANG!]
[thud]
Ruh-roh.
Extreamry Hirarious
Do you have any idea how F***ing busy he is?
The dachshund is a noble breed – a courageous hunter of the ferocious badger, an extremely alert watchdog, and a most loyal companion. These qualities were well known to John Wayne, Clark Gable, Errol Flynn, and of course Kaiser Wilhelm II, among many others. And any gooks that try to eat one should be nuked.
Haaaahh! This is why you’re the master!
Now if I could only leave witty comments. Let me practice and get back with you.
Thank you Harvey. I posted on that earlier today (on mah own blaahhgg) and I tried to tip HotAir and Ace to put something up but they didn’t listen to me.
Good to see that someone else is on top of things 😛
Considering His Poofines died some 8 months ago in a train wreck in China, is President Bow-Moo-Meow is going to meet with a long-deceased cadaver?
Somehow I feel the entire meeting is going to happen with a double so lame it’d make Plan 9 From Outer Space’s fake Bela Lugosi look real.
“Why are you hiding your face behind that cloak? Why are you considerably taller than Kim Jong-Il? Why does your voice sound nothing like his? TELL ME!!!”
Yoo break my baws…!
“Who’s your poofer?” Ack! The best!
My stock in him has fallen. His garbage needs a-haulin’.