Ann Coulter recently said, “If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president.”
Since – rumor has it, and any adam’s-apple-related evidence to the contray notwithstanding – Ann is a woman, and would be affected by the long-overdue repealing of that noxious constitutional amendment, I find myself in awe of her willingness to make sacrifices for the good of our country.
Which means that since – any silk panty wearing but only for comfort reasons related evidence to the contrary nothwithstanding – I am a man, I feel obligated to try to show her up by offering my own list of things I’d be willing to give up to prevent future Democrat presidencies:
- John Edwards’s femininity – there goes half my posts.
- All hope of a “Serenity” sequel.
- My trigger finger
- Simpsons, Monty Python, and Princess Bride references
- Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentations of their women.
- Brett Favre during a game against the Bears.
- The Robot Chicken Star Wars Special
- My Magic 8 Ball… how did you THINK I chose which news stories to make fun of?
- Making lists when my Magic 8 Ball keeps coming up “reply hazy – try again”.
- I would give up podcasting, but I already traded that for getting Al Franken off the radio.
- Tasteful beer commercials
So… what would YOU give up?
End women’s suffrage now!!!
I’d say ‘sex,’ but I’m a guy, and, well… That’s just not going to happen.
I’d say ‘money,’ but I’m a Republican, and, well… That’s just not going to happen, either.
I’d say ‘thought’ but I’m not a Libtard, and, well… That’s just impossible.
So I’ll just say ‘television.’ I’m a dad to two active boys, so I rarely have time to watch it anyway–and the shows that I do enjoy, I can now watch on the Internet.
I’d give up Batman. That’s saying something.
* Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentations of their women.
Wowowo now, I am with you on the rest of them but giving up crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their women is to far.
Frank,
Your trigger finger? Man, you ARE serious!
Since you’d give up John Edwards, I guess I’d have to give up IMAO. It would hurt, but with pain comes healing.
And no more Democratic Presidents WOULD bring healing to this country.
my rights “peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances”, since I would have no need to petition the government if the lefties weren’t in power.
Breathing. But I would, of course, expect a giant monument built to staggering proportions in honor of my sacrifice. Also, I expect the monument to be anatomically exagerated. Could we get fire to shoot out of my eyes? And a PA system to constantly repeat REMEMBER ME?
I’d give up nothin’. I ain’t afraid of REAL Democrats. The real Democrats need to make a comeback and help rescue us from this precipice of national self-destruction. Without them, it’s not going to happen. Just remember: John Kennedy and Henry Jackson (and other Democrats) were the original “neocons.” Who comes to mind today? Joe Lieberman.
The $64,000,000,000,000 question would be if we stopped electing Democraps, would we start electing Conservatives or keep electing Republicans?
I ain’t willing to give up anything to replace tax and spend Democraps with borrow and spend Republicans (e.g Ted Stevens).
To get people in office who care more about the country that they do about their next election, I would gladly give up Caffiene, Chocolate and refined Sugar.
She’s right. Giving women the right to vote was the biggest mistake ever. Women = socialists. That’s their behavior by nature. How else do you think Feminism was capable of ruining the USA? Of course, the complicity of weak men (manginas – male enablers) helped them along, just like they do today. It’s amazing the double standard in our culture. Are you afraid to say the truth about women? You must be afraid of offending the PC thought police. Patriarchy is the only solution.
I’m willing to give up my over-taxed notion of civility & non-violence toward liberals.
F**k them.
So even without a Dim in office we still hafta give up stuff?
Nuh uh. I’ve done enough charity work already.
I love the Miller Beer Company!
I would cheerfully give up my passion for punching those booger eating moron, college twerps at peace rallies in their chest and then watching, captivated, as they roll around on the ground trying to get their breath back.
That is the level of selflessness I would be willing to go to.
“I would gladly give up Caffiene, Chocolate and refined Sugar.” -Brian The Adequate
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Then give them to me. They’re the three major food groups for old guys.
i’d give up moonlight.
let’s nuke it.
I’d give up my good taste in beer for a Miller Lite!
But that would make you a Democrat… thus defeating the purpose.
I’d give up hoping a Cleveland sports team can ever do anything better than runner up.
I’d give up my job…no wait, I did that…give up my freedom to go places…oh, did that too…give up sleep…wait a minute, baby is crying…CRAP! I guess I have given up a lot already to the cause of patriarchy, poster #10.
Seriously, I think I would give up reading Stephen King novels. I can’t tell if my nightmares are from Cujo or PTSD.
I would give up Ted Rall. I’m just worried someone would give him back to us.
Great comments, and AlanABQ had best sixteen word speech ever. And yay, shane is back, and does his Ronin brotherhood proud.
Under no circumstances should Brett Favre be given up even for just one game.
I’d give up sushi instead.
Brian is right. Give up nothing. It’s not a fair trade to give up even more for more of the same. We gave them the House, Senate, and the Oval Office. Now I get to pay for some loser baby boomers’ boner pills. Enough is enough.
For a conservative White House forever, I’d give up ALL mirco-brewed and imported beer.
I’d give up my dream of meeting Dean Cain.
Of course if Dean Cain would run for president, I would expect the televised return of “the fireside chat” with President Cain…shirtless!
Oh man, being a nerdy conservative girl from Wisconsin, giving up voting, a Serenity sequel, and Brett Favre is asking a LOT.
However, I would give up eating between meals and fencing, both of which are things I enjoy very much. Just not as much as Firefly/Serenity or the Packers. I would gladly also give up my ability to wield a purse as an effective weapon (even against those trained in martial arts!) if it meant I could actually get a conceal & carry permit in my home state.
I would give up killing hobos, and even the Robot Dance, but never my puppy smoothies.
I’d give up the ablity to turn the volume down to take the edge of Ann Coulter’s New England accent while enjoying her other qualities.
I heard her make that statement, clearly an ad-lib joke just thrown in. It is funny, though, that when women pushed for the right to vote, they claimed doing so would “end crime” – who knew so many housewives were mob bosses? Abortion would “end child abuse”. Ahem… You wonder what they’ll come up with next.
I don’t want my MTV
I’d give up my plans for World Domination…
well, as far as you’d know…
I’ld give up my weekly ritual of drop kicking a liberal into the ocean.
I can’t give up anything of importance, I already did that to break The Curse (as invented by the MSM, thank you very much). GO SOX!!!!!!
How about we don’t give up Brett Favre and instead give up the spineless idiots in the Republican Party and try to replace them with men with his values instead?
Cec