Rock & Roll trivia: a young John Edwards had a cameo in the Dire Straits “Money for Nothing” video (about the 1:50 mark), during the line “the little faggot with the earring and the makeup”.
Bonus Fact from Silicon Valley Jim:
John Edwards is having a hard time deciding on his Hallowe’en costume – Wonder Woman, Snow White, Liberace, a ballerina… they just all seem so… butch.
That little faggot is a millionaire.
#1, I guess that means that the “little millionaire faggot” will be paying way more income taxes than the rest of us? Ya know, seeing as how Dems are so concerned with soaking the rich and the little guy.
(and FOR the little guy, I meant to say)
Elizabeth Edwards was heard to say, “Oh go ahead and be butch, John. They can just deal with it.” (Particularly at IMAO.)
Yeah buddy, that’s his own hair.
John Edwards was entirely unsurprised by the outing of Dumbledore.
John Edwards actually hated that song. He couldn’t move a microwave, refrigerator or TV. I think he took the lyrics a little too literally.
“… they just all seem so… butch.”
OK, I just officially wet myself from laughing.
An east coast marketing company suggested a new line of “John Edwards For Men” hair care products. And John liked the idea and so greenlighted a small promo run. But the outsourced Mexican graphics artist got the label wrong. It said: “John Edwards Hare Care” with little pink bunnies in the background.
That little faggot got his own jet airplane.
It was the only line left……
FYI, the underground MTV gay community shares the video “out” takes that show Boy George and Silky Pony catfighting about who was the most submissive. Silky left with a painful gait humming: “I am woman, hear me roar, with hair too perfect to ignore.”
Although it’s fun to tease Mr. Edwards about his proclivities (real or imagined) the facts are he is a ambulance chasing lawyer who wouldn’t know the truth if it reached out and bit him on the butt. Of course he’d like that a lot –see it’s just too easy.
He recently decided to be the Pillsbury Dough Boy. And that’s NOT his belly button he wants you to press.
Heres a “green” costume for him, He could put peanut butter around his mouth and go as as
asshole, then go to the park and let the squirrels lick it off!
I can imagine that being sung in a completely different way now.
“We’ve GOT to move this refrigerator!” like it’s bad for feng shui or something.