In a related story, “Don’t Fear the Reaper” was inspired by an incident where Fred Thompson annihilated the Reaper with a dinner spoon and an icy glare.
Yes, but what are we doing to ensure that the cow bell is being used only by people over the legal drinking age, or under appropriate adult supervision, and that everyone using or near the bell wears the appropriate safety gear (safety goggles, gloves, helmet and knee pads). Hitting that cow bell with a stick creates all types of safety hazards that any good Liberal should concern themselves with, creating laws to protect our children from the inherent dangers of “cow-belling.”
And, how will we attempt to selectively enforce the rules of cow-belling if we don’t begin licensing cow bell owners or charge cow bell taxes, which will be applied to the underfunded education system.
And lastly, is it really appropriate to glorify the eating of meat by maintaining the name “cow” bell. Couldn’t we, instead, rename it a “soy” bell to promote better eating habits among our precious children?
Fred Thompson doesn’t use cowbell for percussion. He has hollow hippy heads he uses as bongos.
Posted by: Ringmaster on July 13, 2007 09:04 AM
“Hollow” and “Hippie heads” is redundant ist it??
No nutzoid. Ringmaster is correct. Hippie head is a description of the type of instrument. Hollow is a description of the style of the type of instrument. Such as an Acoustic Martin vs Fender Strat. I hope I have cleared up your confusion.
“Come join the troops and show your support at the Fred Thompson Forum. http://fredthompsonforum.com”
Hey nutjob, Frank already exposed you and I’ve done my part to spread it around…..you are a laughing stock all across the web, lol.
Wait…
The Fred Thompson Forum is fake?
It can’t be… Karl Rove himself posts there. He even admits he was inspired by Joseph Goebbels, so it’s gotta be real.
And John Edwards has the right amount of Tinkerbell.
And Ron Paul has just the right amount of dumbbell.
In a related story, “Don’t Fear the Reaper” was inspired by an incident where Fred Thompson annihilated the Reaper with a dinner spoon and an icy glare.
And islamic rage boy can’t get enough of the goat ball
Ooh, blog spam. Not good, FTF, not good at all.
Didn’t we already have an article on the FTF actually being a “Losers for Ron Paul” forum?
Yes we did have an article on FTF. FTF is just an anagram of the real organization FFT. Fools For Tools.
cowbells good…buttboys for Ron Paul bad…
Fred Thompson doesn’t use cowbell for percussion. He has hollow hippy heads he uses as bongos.
…so should I then say, ‘more Fred Thompson’?? no – wait – I’ve BEEN saying that!!
I got to have my cowbell!!!
Yes, but what are we doing to ensure that the cow bell is being used only by people over the legal drinking age, or under appropriate adult supervision, and that everyone using or near the bell wears the appropriate safety gear (safety goggles, gloves, helmet and knee pads). Hitting that cow bell with a stick creates all types of safety hazards that any good Liberal should concern themselves with, creating laws to protect our children from the inherent dangers of “cow-belling.”
And, how will we attempt to selectively enforce the rules of cow-belling if we don’t begin licensing cow bell owners or charge cow bell taxes, which will be applied to the underfunded education system.
And lastly, is it really appropriate to glorify the eating of meat by maintaining the name “cow” bell. Couldn’t we, instead, rename it a “soy” bell to promote better eating habits among our precious children?
Fred Thompson doesn’t use cowbell for percussion. He has hollow hippy heads he uses as bongos.
Posted by: Ringmaster on July 13, 2007 09:04 AM
“Hollow” and “Hippie heads” is redundant ist it??
No nutzoid. Ringmaster is correct. Hippie head is a description of the type of instrument. Hollow is a description of the style of the type of instrument. Such as an Acoustic Martin vs Fender Strat. I hope I have cleared up your confusion.
“And Ron Paul has just the right amount of dumbbell.”
rimshot
“Come join the troops and show your support at the Fred Thompson Forum. http://fredthompsonforum.com”
Hey nutjob, Frank already exposed you and I’ve done my part to spread it around…..you are a laughing stock all across the web, lol.
Wait…
The Fred Thompson Forum is fake?
It can’t be… Karl Rove himself posts there. He even admits he was inspired by Joseph Goebbels, so it’s gotta be real.