John Edwards is actually a lesbian trapped in a lesbian’s body.
Bonus Fact from Jim:
It takes John Edwards three times as long to shave as the average man. This isn’t because his beard is heavier but because he has to also “hit the pits” and those areas around the knees and ankles can be so gosh darn tricky.
Bonus Fact from Silicon Valley Jim:
John Edwards believes that there are two Americas: one where there are Islamofascists, Dick Cheney, and George W. Bush, and another one populated by fluffy bunnies, cuddly kittens, and darling lambs.
Damn, those Jim’s are good!
John Edwards once tried to sue Fabio for “hairstyle infringement”.
You should probably clarify that to say lipstick lesbian….
Not to mention the bikini area. {{{shudder}}}
“Not to mention the bikini area. {{{shudder}}}”
I think I just threw-up a little in the back of my mouth…
The last time John Edwards was in a strip club, he got banned for “working the pole.”
John Edwards can’t be a lesbian. Lesbians like girls.
Lesbians are way too butch for John Edwards
John Edwards’ other America does not include darling lambs as of Aug 2005. They were banned after a nasty milking incident of which John’s left nipple still bares the marks of an amourous young ewe. He did, however, learn that he lactates when excited.
I specifically DID NOT mention that area for the reason that Tim referenced.
<sarcatic tone>THANKS RACHEL!!</sarcastic tone>