John Edwards’s cell phone ringtone? “It’s Raining Men”.
Bonus Facts from Anonomouse Reader:
John Edwards invented the Caboodles make-up organization case.
John Edwards has his own kitten factory, where cats are specially bred to be the softest in the world, and they have no paws at all to scratch him with. Shhh… don’t let PETA find out.
John Edwards keeps his loose change in a jewlery box his Nana bought him. When you open it, there is a spinning ballerina.
Funniest thing about the ballerina is that he had his Jr. year prom dress replicated from it.
Where can I get one of these paw-free kittens? I’ve been having trouble with my digestion, and my doctor suggested doing without the claws. That’s why I’m loyal to her: she isn’t afraid to tell me when my behavior affects my health. Holistic medicine is the wave of the future, I think.
Ann Coulter stated yesterday that “John Edwards keeps collapsing….I’m glad he’s collapsing.”
Was she talking about:
(a) his hair
(b) his pretty face
(c) his prolapsed uterus
(d) all of the above.
Harvey announces
John Edwards’s cell phone ringtone? “It’s Raining Men”.
I thought it was Shania Twain’s “Man! I feel like a woman.”
John Edwards’ junior prom picture shows him holding his Farrah Fawcett magic wand that matched his date’s boutonniere rather than a corsage.
Ring tone options for Little Johnny Edwards:
I Enjoy Being a Girl – from Flower Drum Song
I Hate Men -from Kiss Me Kate
I Feel Pretty- West Side Story
and last but not least
Matchmaker, Matchmaker- from Fiddler on the Roof
Ring tone options for Little Johnny Edwards:
I Enjoy Being a Girl – from Flower Drum Song
I Hate Men -from Kiss Me Kate
I Feel Pretty- West Side Story
and last but not least
Matchmaker, Matchmaker- from Fiddler on the Roof
you forgot “Man! I feel lik a woman!”
sorry- missed Evilned’s comment
C’mon people, everybody knows that any ringtone of John Edwards will be sung by either Barbra or Liza.
I would have guessed something by the Village People.