I found this video quite amusing, although I suppose – in a way – it’s really a subtle commentary on our younger generation’s tragic lack of patriotism.
If you actually read all those wordy-words at the bottom, you’ll find that there might be something you can do about it.

Hey, back off of us “younger generation” I’m 16 and have probably ate more apple pie in my short life then you in your wizened old age 🙂
I’ve seen those movies… I know what you young’uns do to apple pies!
Agreed Harvey, and thanks again for the plug. Apple Pies for Prosperity before Pleasure youngsters! Much more tasty, and far less messy that way.
If I knew for sure it offended Allah, I’d eat more apple pies.
I hear that Senator Larry Craig likes apple pie…just sayin’