Finish this sentence for me.
The most important thing Hillary Clinton has ever done is…
I just can’t come up with anything more important than her convincing portrayal as a melting stereotypical Wiccan at the climax of the Wizard of Oz.
If you can think of something more important let’s hear it.
Vote for me or I will smash your monkey head between my freakishly strong thighs!
Vote for Hillary because…
The communist manifesto doesn’t look so bad on pretty pink presidential stationary.
The terrorist fear pant suits
She has intimate experience dealing with lying heads of state.
Instead of attacking our enemies, we can just take their countries through shady land deals.
she could arrange for world leaders we don’t like to be “Vince Fostered”.
… killed off Patrik Moynihan for her own political agenda.
Like dissolves like… except when she’s bipolar.
Hillary Clinton was great in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix where she played Dolores Umbridge.
I feel the need to state that she really didn’t… in case some loon actually thinks I’m serious.
Vote for Hillary – Because she has the biggest balls of all the declared candidates. (hopefully void after Sept 5)
Vote for Hillary – Why settle for the Lesser of the two evils?
Vote for Hillary – Shouldn’t the president have some cleavage to flash.
Vote for Hillary – Anyone booed by the Kos kids can’t be all bad.
Vote for Hillary – Higher taxes and adversity builds character.
Vote for Hillary – First “Gentleman” Bubba has enormous (ahem) comic potential.
Vote for Hillary,
She knows how to clean up the used needles sitting around in our parks….Put them on the Christmas Tree.
C’mon Hillary is the American dream protector. Everyone knows that. If we don’t vote for her Freddy will haunt all of our dreams.
Speaking of dreams. Wow. Two spacemonkey posts in less than two hours? Am i dreaming or is this just a great day?
The most important thing Hillary Clinton has ever done is be brave enough to not bother finishing the electrolysis.
demonstrate extraordinary ability in trading commodities futures, without any previous study or experience.
In all seriousness…
The most important thing Hillary Clinton has ever done is…
Gave the Conservative movement a model of the worst case scenario with Liberal Democrats in control. She has probably brought more “fence-sitters” into the fold then Newt or any other Conservative could. With Hillary pushing and Fred pulling them into our camp, we can’t thank her enough for the tripe she shovels everyday.
The most important thing Hillary Clinton has ever done is guarantee a Republican Presidential victory if she gets the Demoncrat nomination.
Vote 4 Hillary, because if you don’t the terrorists won’t win.
If she’s protecting American Dreams, why’d it get cancled?
The most important thing Hitlery has ever done was get the F#@& outta the white house when that lecher of a husband of hers left…….
The most important thing Hillary Clinton has ever done is… traded her husband’s embattled manhood for a spotlight in the political arena.
The most important thing Hillary Clinton has ever done is defeat death itself by splitting her soul into seven rings of power, which she hid in a place where it is always winter and never Christmas.
The most important thing Hillarious has done is……………..shown her true feeling toward her fellow females by saying “what else should I have done stayed home and baked cookies” We saw her for the rabid feminazi that she is.
The most important thing Hillarious has done is……………….only procreated once and then left the raising of said child up to nannies and the “village.” (never would have been better but what can you do-thank goodness we don’t have to have a license to do that yet. Once she’s in charge however all bets are off)
The most important thing that Hillary Clinton has ever done is…that she recently postponed her “Cankles across America” March unto the Capital.
It was a severe blow to her campaign, but when she found out that there just weren’t that many size 12 orthopedic shoes in existence, she knew that her dreams of a “Universal Health and Welfare Program” would be set back by 8 years; well, that and thousands of sprains, strains, boils, blisters, and random bunions and vericose veins.
The most important thing? Making SO many other women look and sound good. I actually shudder every time I see an image of her. I mean, how fast can a person “hit the clicker” to change the station? Ewwww…uhuhuhuhu…
… took support away from Obama.
… gave Republicans the 1994 election.
… made more Americans care about the next election.
… distract the press.
Most important thing she’s ever done is put her husband’s testicles in a jar on her dresser, next to Jimmy Carter’s. Yours are next if you don’t vote for her.
Threw an ashtray at the President of The United States
Had Vince Foster show up in Fort Marcy Park “tits up”
Had Web Hubble bent over taking it up the kiester for being a partner
Had Ron Clarke crash in a plane
Had her husband hire the ugliest females on the planet for his cabinet!
Pissed off every democrat and republican on the hill with hillarycare.
I can answer this as she is my senator and the most important thing she has done is rename Post offices in New York. woman like naming things, might be a point for Obama, do we want a woman president? as first lady she only rearranged the white house as president she will try to rearrange the whole damn county and probably rename the states. isnt massachusetts some indian swear word.
Vote Hillary: She gives C’thulhu nightmares.