I am beginning to doubt the veracity of some of these claims. In fact, it’s becoming increasing that your so-called Fred Thompson “facts” are actually just contrived fictions.
For example, how would Fred Thompson ever find a grizzly bear brave enough to wrestle him?
It’s not just improbable: it’s impossible.
Fred Thompson loves Winnie the pooh. He once reenacted a classic pooh storyline by shoving a grizzly bear down Dennis Kucinich’s hobbit hole. Hilarity ensued.
Someone gave Fred Thompson a .45 once…Fred shoved it up the guys ass and said “I don’t need a pop gun to get my way…I just need these” as he doubled up his fists…
And he can do so with one hand tied behind his back while kicking Hillary Clinton’s ass in a debate and romancing his hot wife all at the same time…
I am beginning to doubt the veracity of some of these claims. In fact, it’s becoming increasing that your so-called Fred Thompson “facts” are actually just contrived fictions.
For example, how would Fred Thompson ever find a grizzly bear brave enough to wrestle him?
It’s not just improbable: it’s impossible.
Fred Thompson loves Winnie the pooh. He once reenacted a classic pooh storyline by shoving a grizzly bear down Dennis Kucinich’s hobbit hole. Hilarity ensued.
Usually the grizzly just gives up first.
Davy Crockett “killed him a bear when he was only three.” Fred Thompson bagged one at 6 months.
When he was a baby, Fred Thompson’s parents would lull him to sleep by playing the not-so-famous lullaby, “Shooting terrorists with a .45”.
Someone gave Fred Thompson a .45 once…Fred shoved it up the guys ass and said “I don’t need a pop gun to get my way…I just need these” as he doubled up his fists…
“A three-count in two seconds.” That seems like an awfully fast three-count, did he slip the ref a little something? If so, way to plan ahead!
He should only be able to pin down his position on McCain-Feingold so fast…