On the plus side though, the diminutive size of John Edward’s testicles allow him to easily rest the laptop in said lap without it pitching to one side or the other. It is almost as if he doesn’t have any testicles to begin with, and who knows, that might just very well be the case. Is Mrs. Edwards at home?
John Edwards is, in fact, so lame at using computers that he has an idiot Kos kid type for him. The kid, who regards himself as a computer jock, was recently heard to say, “Which one of these is the escape key?” while holding the mouse up to his face.
John Edwards recently announced this his socialist Healthcare system would include mandatory doctor visits. His campaign also released a statement that in addition to doctor visits, every American would also be required to report for mandatory manicures, pedicures, and brazilian waxes, thus making the nation less “icky”.
When John Edwards uses a laptop, his feet fall asleep and start to turn blue.
Don’t forget, the extreme heat burns his lap.
On the plus side though, the diminutive size of John Edward’s testicles allow him to easily rest the laptop in said lap without it pitching to one side or the other. It is almost as if he doesn’t have any testicles to begin with, and who knows, that might just very well be the case. Is Mrs. Edwards at home?
John Edwards is not at all as lame as you depict him. Mr. Edwards has on several occasions peed and not needed me, his butler, to shake it for him.
John Edwards is, in fact, so lame at using computers that he has an idiot Kos kid type for him. The kid, who regards himself as a computer jock, was recently heard to say, “Which one of these is the escape key?” while holding the mouse up to his face.
YUCK. How tacky.
Doesn’t the blue clash with his pink glitter toenail polish?
Whenever John Edwards feels a burning sensation “down there” the stock price of vagisil hits a 52-week high.
John Edwards recently announced this his socialist Healthcare system would include mandatory doctor visits. His campaign also released a statement that in addition to doctor visits, every American would also be required to report for mandatory manicures, pedicures, and brazilian waxes, thus making the nation less “icky”.