Comedy Central’s Indecision 2008 has a caption contest for a Fred Thompson picture. Maybe you all can come up with some good entries.
Comedy Central’s Indecision 2008 has a caption contest for a Fred Thompson picture. Maybe you all can come up with some good entries.
“You can’t beat that with a stick.”
Vote for me, or the old lady burns.
Utilizing such programs as Phonics with Phred and Republican Reading Rumba, leftists can now understand what sane people are trying to tell them.
Myrtle from Illinois (shown in photo with Fred Thompson) acclaims: “Every day was like living in a psychedelic haze, but thanks to Mr. Thompson and the other contributors to this great learning series, everything is so clear and I don’t spontaneously yell ‘Blud 4 oil’, ‘Booshitler’, “Jooooos”, and other very silly things. My niece Cindy could really benefit from these programs. Thank you, Vast Right-wing Conspiracy Co.!
My other wife is a hottie.
HAHA! Thompson has a laugh as he explains to an innocent bystander how he can kill a dozen terrorists, scare off a hundred hippies, and secure the border all with a single match…
Your all wrong, he is laughing at the hippy he just killed in a humorous manner. I would describe said manner, but if I came even close to describing it correctly you would all be laughing for so long and so hard that you’d suffocate.
“Better Fred Than Dead!”
Fred is describing how, earlier today, he fought and killed dozens of terrorists to save that woman’s life, while armed only with his pen.
-And how he really didn’t need the pen.
Can you come home with me? HA HA HA! Have you seen what I’m nailin’? Tell ya what darlin’, how’s about I just put m’ John Hancock on one o’ those big ol’ sag bags o’ yours…
Fred Thompson stops and says “Well yes I’d be honored to pose for a picture with Hillary’s twin sister!”…
Fred stops for a picture with Miss Iowa after she asks an irritating question and he gave her “the stare” which turned her into this…
Fred Thompson reacts to questions from a (the) Ron Paul supporter.
as your leader, i will take the first bite out of this retired hippy and pass the carcass on to you…let the feasting begin.
kahoona wins!
Fred Thompson shows reporters that it is possible for him to hug a person without crushing every bone in their body.
“It’s All Fun and Games Till A Little Old Lady Gets Disemboweled with a Lollypop Stick. -VOTE THOMPSON IN ’08!”
Fred Thompson – he doesn’t just punch hippies – he also ritually stabs them with a pen, kicks them with steel-toed cowboy boots, burns them with acid, sprays them with mace, and pushes them off a 200 foot cliff. Here we see The Great One beginning this savage ritual. Hippies should be afraid since Fred Thompson makes Chomps, the World’s Angriest Dog (TM) look like your Aunt Ethel.
Some of these caption are SO much better than the ones they have over at their site. You guys should enter themm there!
Can you believe she fell for the “pull my pen” gag?
“Fred Thompson just moments before he dispatched the woman pictured with a well placed Aortal Puncture. Senator Thompson demonstrated this technique when asked by correspondents how he planned to deal with Democrat “leadership” and ship-jumping Republicans if voted in as the next US President.”
I’m so old, I’m harmless.