If your cellphone rings during a Fred Thompson speech, he will kill you and your Fave 5.
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If Fred Thompson is eating in a nice place, or sitting in somewhere quite like the doctor’s office and you answer your cell phone and decide to include him in your stupid conversation, he will rip out your vocal chords and shove your phone up your ass!
If you tail gate Fred Thompson while talking on your cell phone, he will stop, get out of his car, pull you out of your car – crush your cell phone with one hand and shove your car up your ass…
Fred! would not need to kill someone whose phone rings during his speech anyone offering such an insult to Fred! would immediately commit sepaku to alleviate the shame.
Polly Esther, this is one of those odd times that I have to take issue with Ann…not over her main point in the column (bringing up the shortcomings of Fred! during the impeachment proceedings), but one of her first lines: “the misguided belief that these candidates are more conservative than Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney.” Oh, Ann, Fred! IS more conservative…and honestly, I don’t really care about Nixon’s opinion on Thompson; I wasn’t old enough to have been around back then, but history hasn’t helped me admire Dick Nixon’s stunning intellect.
I’m surprised nobody has adopted Nixon as one of history’s Republican ‘underdogs’. Bah, then again he was quite the drunk. Can’t help but like a man who put G. Gordon Liddy in the national spotlight, though. Seriously, every Republican candidate we’ve got (Thompson included) has some serious issues validating their conservative background.
The next time Guiliani’s phone goes off in a debate, Fred’s going to make him eat it. Would that be dramatic enough? Or would a steely glance causing it to burst into flames be better?
If Fred Thompson is eating in a nice place, or sitting in somewhere quite like the doctor’s office and you answer your cell phone and decide to include him in your stupid conversation, he will rip out your vocal chords and shove your phone up your ass!
If you tail gate Fred Thompson while talking on your cell phone, he will stop, get out of his car, pull you out of your car – crush your cell phone with one hand and shove your car up your ass…
Fred! would not need to kill someone whose phone rings during his speech anyone offering such an insult to Fred! would immediately commit sepaku to alleviate the shame.
Fred Thompson doesn’t need a cell phone; the microscopic molecules that carry our voices across the wind have long since bowed to his superior will.
On a related yet serious topic, what do y’all think about Ann’s column of 10 October?
Polly Esther, this is one of those odd times that I have to take issue with Ann…not over her main point in the column (bringing up the shortcomings of Fred! during the impeachment proceedings), but one of her first lines: “the misguided belief that these candidates are more conservative than Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney.” Oh, Ann, Fred! IS more conservative…and honestly, I don’t really care about Nixon’s opinion on Thompson; I wasn’t old enough to have been around back then, but history hasn’t helped me admire Dick Nixon’s stunning intellect.
I’m surprised nobody has adopted Nixon as one of history’s Republican ‘underdogs’. Bah, then again he was quite the drunk. Can’t help but like a man who put G. Gordon Liddy in the national spotlight, though. Seriously, every Republican candidate we’ve got (Thompson included) has some serious issues validating their conservative background.
The next time Guiliani’s phone goes off in a debate, Fred’s going to make him eat it. Would that be dramatic enough? Or would a steely glance causing it to burst into flames be better?
The best thing would be to have Fred on the line, telling Guiliani to turn around…then Fred punches him in the face.