John Edwards always wanted to be… a LUMBERJACK!
Bonus Fact from Bill O’Reilly (via Damian G. of Conservathink):
A decision made by John Edwards this week was widely interpreted as a sign that his campaign is in trouble. What did he do?
a) Cut his staff by 30%
b) Accepted public financing
c) Agreed to appear on Fox News
d) Cancelled a scheduled visit to Iowa
e) Shared a hotel room with Dennis Kucinich
He could play a lumberjack by reprising the Bobbie Sherman role in a Here Come the Brides remake.
Yes, I know, I am old
Hey man. He’s a Lumberjack… and He’s okay.
“e) Shared a hotel room with Dennis Kucinich”
And repeatedly emerged from the hotel room smiling after which the Pavaratzi began chasing him.
Um… All of the above! Wait, Edwards doesn’t have teh balls to go on Fox News.
All but c!
f) Had an emergency meeting with Senator Larry Craig to standardize restroom toe tap signals.
Harvey, until this point, lumberjacks across this country have had a frickin’ sense of humor about that song.
But you throw in a Lil’ Johnny comparison, and you have a ton of pissed off axe-throwers looking for you, young man. Forget the taser, its “Don’t AXE me, bro!”
John wouldn’t actually do any icky lumberjack stuff! But he would look fabulous in the plaid flannel!
That should say, “John Edwards likes to watch Jack haul lumber. Naked. Oiled. Tan.”