Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, although not in John Edwards’s mouth.
Bonus Fact from Silicon Valley Jim:
When John Edwards was in high school, his parents insisted that his date have John home by 10:00, and they’d sit up to make sure that it happened.
Bonus Facts from Casper the Friendly Host:
Elizabeth Edwards had to install a seat belt system in the master bathroom after she found Lil’ Johnny crumpled in a heap in the corner. Apparently, the new bidet shot Silky across the bathroom and into the wall.
After a grueling three hour session with his “campaign advisor”, John Edwards had to ride the bidet for three hours.
Now don’t go ruining cigars for me! Aww….crap, too late.
I sure like the way you think, Texaspartan. That’s the beauty of this website. We get to meet people we KNOW would make great neighbors. A pleasure…
Dang, I be an OLD geezer. Honey, would you close some of those windoze for me? And fetch me a cigar on your way back. I’m watchin’ that feller, John Edwards, on teevee.
Bigbro mules over the fact: So, if John Edwards is gay, and Hillary is a dyke, you can’t have them on the same ticket. I mean, which one would be on top. I mean, president, from vice president.
And you sure as hell ain’t gon’na vote in a black.
Dang. It don’t look like the Democrats got anybody they can run without becoming a national laughing stock.
fred call aka bigbro
Sometimes a cigar is just a phallic symbol that represents an oral fixation.
After a very tense meeting with the DNC. Silky was seen crying and running away in fear. It seems that Hillary ( knowing of Johns silky softness) wishes to make a coat out of his skin and use his hair as a couter muff.
I just stumbled on this site because I am a John Edwards fan and I googled John Edwards news. Imagine my surprise and delight. I knew he was attracting more attention but to have a daily posting by such an ideologically right wing site tells me that you are more worried about Edwards than the other candidates.
You should be. He’s a statesman and way out of the league of any of the Republican contenders.
I respect H. Clinton. I respect and admire Barak Obama. I respect, admire and support John Edwards because he will be a fantastic president in troubled times.