John Edwards had a cancer scare once, but his mammogram came back negative.
Bonus Fact from Jim:
When John Edwards was in college, a group decided to put on an all-male production of “Sweet Charity.”
Yes…John Edwards ran around wearing fish-nets, slit skirt, floozy blouse with a bra showing, a blonde wig, and garish make-up.
No…he wasn’t part of the production.
But his pap smear came back positive for cranial-rectal inversion. Hey, he’s got to differentiate himself from Hillary and Obama somehow.
So, I guess he was taunting Shillary running around in that getup, while she was onstage with her other fraternity brothers during the production?
Sounds like him.
The last time John Edwards had a speaking engagement was at a middle school in Maine where he was brutally savaged by a gang of bully boys, insistent upon giving him an atomic wedgie.
…his “Juicy Couture crotchless panties for pre-teens” were viciously torn in the process…
Actually, John was unaware the production was even going on.
The first time John Edwards kissed a girl was in the tenth grade. He was going through that “experimental” phase that happens to a lot of high schoolers.
The GOP is asking you to vote for the scariest Democrat here:
http://www.gop.com/Net/ScariestDemocrat/
Hillary is winning by a mile.
Now, if they would just create a “Pussiest Democrat” contest, our girl (uh, boy) John would win hands down.