I Was Thinking…

Who profits if there’s a war with Iran? I think that’s pretty obvious. It’s people who make protest signs, effigies of Bush, giant puppets, and anti-war bumper stickers. It’s hard to get people out to protest these days with such high employment, so the protest industry needs wars to sell their wares. I bet if you look who’s behind the push for war, it’s Big Protest.

15 Comments

  1. Hmmm…. Lessee here. Since your hypothesis is that those who make protest items profit from the war, and it just stands to reason that the people who make those protest items are typically hippies, then the conclusion of that thread of thought is that hippies profit from war.
    That thought shall keep me up for many, many nights. Thanks, Frank!

  2. So’s you sez you are a thinkin, who profits from these wars…
    Why it’s those ole counterfeiters…
    Of those Godly Inspired Words…
    We lead you, whilst we bleed you, downward into the pits of Hell…
    Where Lucifer’s Moonchild, awaits your final score…
    I make signs and bumper stickers, greeting cards, & advertising novelties…
    And back in the sixties era, I made counterfeit U.S. currencys…
    respectfully submitted:
    Donald DeWayne Woods, The Smoky Mountain Seventh Son of a Seventh Son, DBA “The King of the Southern Counterfeiters” biography listed in Marquis Who’s Who in the Midwest and American Editions.
    Just remember, from this 65 year ole counterculture HIPPIE…”Thar is little difference between organized religions and organized crime. They’re both running scams. Exploiting the Irrational Passions of the Masses in order to filch power and wealth unto the elites and priests from the fools of which are YOU!

  3. //I bet if you look who’s behind the push for war, it’s Big Protest.//
    I would have said “Big Babies” or even “Big Whiney Pu$$ies”
    When the DFL in the crappy blue state I live in aired an anti-war commercial against Norm Colman, they have the last line something like “stop the war now, so our children don’t have to fight the war at home tomorrow.”
    Moonbunny replied, “BRING IT!”

  4. “When the DFL in the crappy blue state I live in aired an anti-war commercial against Norm Colman, they have the last line something like “stop the war now, so our children don’t have to fight the war at home tomorrow.”
    I hate that commercial! As far as I’m concerned, DFL stands for Dumb F**king Libtard.
    If we convince hippies that Big Protest is affiliated with Halliburton, what do you think will happen? Could we also spread a rumor that Halliburton makes their hemp clothing also?

  5. I didn’t think dirty hippies worked? Judging by the looks of the protester types I’m not sure who hires these potential employees? Freak Shows? The guy that gets to clean Rosie’s bathroom, etc…

  6. If you check the want ads in your paper whenever the G8 or some other protestable event is near you will see employment ads for protesters. George Sorros is the one who pays them through the International Socialist Party. I am surprised by how many people do not know this. So please tell a friend, or enemy for that matter.

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