Ladies and Gentlemen, sometimes in life a perfect opportunity presents itself. An opportunity for growth. For spritual development. An opportunity to take your awareness and soul to another level.
That opportunity is today.
No, wait. It was yesterday. Sorry you missed it.
However you still have yet another opportunity: The opportunity to help us change the way language is used.
You’ve heard these expresssions: Wasted. S#faced, Gone, Three Sheets to the Wind, tanked.
Now it’s time to add yet another way of telling the world you that you were so drunk you needed to throw yourself on the sidewalk just to make sure you knew which way was down. (Hint: It was down.)
Yes, the new expression shall be – “Attacked by Conservatives.”
This will forever change the way we read articles.
Example: Senator Ted Kennedy rested in his mansion yesterday by the side of the pool drinking tomato juice. He’s relaxing after a long week after being Attacked By Conservatives.
Or better yet,
Randi Rhodes, who is rumored to be on the radio with Air America (our sources are still trying to confirm its existence) left a bar yesterday. She was unable to make it to her show as she was Attacked By Conservatives.
Doesn’t this work on all fronts?
I think so.
Have a good safe weekend. Get lots of rest, eat healthful food, and don’t get too Attacked by Conservatives.
Heck, Ducky, conservatives can even get “attacked by conservatives” on this forum. Who was it that used to modify the word “conservative” with the word “socalled?”
I plan on being attacked by conservatives right after I get home. First I must attack that horrible bottle of Cuervo Black.
It’s been a while since I’ve been attacked by conservatives. In fact, the last time was at a liberal friend of mine’s house. The attack by conservatives greatly eased the pain, I assure you.
Yep, works on all fronts.
I feel kind of bad for Randi Rhodes, Janeane Garofalo, et al., because if men stopped being Attacked By Conservatives, liberal women would never get dates.
The way things are going today I wouldn’t mind being attacked by the entire right-wing conspiracy.
So if I wake up tomorrow having been Attacked by Conservatives tonight, will I need a hair from the conservative that attacked me to feel better?
Being attacked by conservatives isn’t as bad as being attacked by liberals the next morning.
heres my list of friendly attacking conservatives: Johnnie Walker, Glen Fiddich, Jose Cuervo, Evan Williams, Jack Daniels, etc. But if I’m gonna get attacked, I want Johnie Walker to work me over real good.
Oh my god, I so sounded like john Edwards, it was nice knowing ya’ll, i have to kill myself now…….
If the Roe v Wade girl is conservative, can I get attacked by her?
If you’re going to be Attacked by Conservatives, I suppose you’ll want to note whether they’re using Ducky’s list of Weapons for Peace
I prefer the chainsaw of charity myself…
My boss is a total lefty. When I call in Monday and say I can’t make it in because I was attacked by conservatives, I’ll probably get the whole week off.
Query – Would manishewitz qualify as being attacked by neo-cons?
Rudy Guiliani wanted to thank Fortney Pete Stark for pointing out that we enjoyed watching the troops heads explode. Altho less than 4,000 had died in the Iraq experiment, dailykos and others had benefited by showing youtube vids of heads being blown off. Rudy said: while it’regrettable that Americans lose their lives follwing the orders of their Commander In Cheif, it is really funny when someone’s head looks like a watermelon hit by a high velocity large caliber bullet. Dingy harry Reid has blown up posters of this around his office and in the halls of the Senate. And to celebrate the “phony soldiers” that faked their actual involvement in Iraq and brought false charges against the actual heros in our armed forces, Dingy harry reid has agreed to auction off the pictures of our troops having their heads blown off. He will match the winning bid, 1/100th and donate the proceeds to dailykos.com so they can continue to bring flase charges against the men and women overseas. And we will use this money to continue to promote the charity of the american people.
I was so Attacked by Conservatives once, that I thought I saw a moral Clinton supporter. I was so attacked by conservatives that I thought I could see a way to reason with liberals way back then. Man, the hangover from that lasted 7 years…
There must have been loads of hallucinogens in whatever I was imbibing, because now, I’m having flashbacks where all the liberals I know want Hillary to be President, despite her & her hubby’s track record of thievery, racism, jew hating treason & deception. That would be f**king crazy, right?
And she’s the front-runner now. She’s the best they have to offer & we KNOW how she is. That’s a bit worrisome that the libs would endorse anyone else, because how insane do you have to be to be nominated by the DNC?
Well, it’s Saturday, and I ususally dedicate my Saturdays to getting Attacked By Conservatives, but I was so heavily attacked this morning that I took a nap, then I woke up and read this. It has tickled me to the point that I am now ready for Round Two of being Attacked By Conservatives.
By God, this IS gonna work.
Just think, if Bill Clinton hadn’t been attacked by conservatives, Chelsea might never have been conceived.
I have been up all night getting attacked by conserbatibes… g’night.