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Let’s meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it’s Luipaard.
What’s the story behind your name? I write a lot of fiction; “Luipaard” is a name I gave one of my characters. I ended up liking it so much that I decided to use it online!
Where do you live? I live in…A CITY…in the state of Texas. (TEXAS, YEAH!)
How old are you? I have aged a specific set of years, set at a point in the space-time continuum.
Tell us briefly about yourself. Oh, there’s not much to know about me. I like to write books, read books, chew books…. Oh, that was the Terry Pratchett in me, sorry. As stated above, I live in Texas — and I probably suffer from an overdose of pride, in that area. Sorry folks. sweatdrop
I have yet to complete my secondary education; take from that what you will.
How long have you been reading IMAO? Hmm. It was in fact my father who discovered it; he read out loud a post concerning ninjas that gave the whole family a giggle. I think that was about five or six years ago.
What’s your favorite IMAO post? Know Thy Enemy; Fred Thompson Facts; Frank Reads the Bible; and Frank on Guns.
If you were to describe IMAO in three words, what would those be? Hmm, this one’s tough…. Ah! Energetic, Awesome, and Kewl. (Yes. Kewl. Not Cool. Kewl.)
What’s your favorite political issue? Just one? Well, my top one is the Iraq war; then its gun control, and then gay marriage. (Which, actually, I’m in favor of; I think gays should be allowed to get married. I’m sorry. That’s just the way I feel.)
Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. I have a blog/journal, but it’s rather personal, so I don’t think it would be a good idea to give it out.
What do you think is the best way to kill a monkey? Trap it, and then shoot its head off with my Mateba auto-revolver! Disgusting creatures, monkeys, grrr….
If you commented in the last post asking for participants, you’re still in the running. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far; just because you may not think you’re interesting doesn’t mean we won’t enjoy your story.
I agree with you on the gay marriage issue.
Fudgepacker divorce court could be a hoot on a slow day!
“Where do you live? I live in…A CITY…in the state of Texas. (TEXAS, YEAH!)”
Texas sucks. Remember that time Oklahoma won a war against Texas?
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,846934,00.html
Do you know why? Because Oklahoma > Texas.
Texas rules, AR. Oklahoma is full of Okies, dust and tornadoes. Besides, the Sooners can’t play worth Shiite. Luipaard should say “on guard!”
Anybody who likes Terry Pratchett is okay in my book.
“Sooners can’t play worth Shiite.”
This is true. The Sooners are worthless, but OU is basically full of people from Arkansas and Kansas. Yes I know OSU’s sports teams aren’t very talented, but we make up for it by being awesome.
“Oklahoma is full of Okies, dust and tornadoes. ”
Well we do have a lot of Okies and tornadoes, but thats a good thing! Much better then being full of Texans… and Texans . I always wondered what people in states without tornadoes do for entertainment… nothing tops watching tornadoes tear apart trailer parks, or watching someone who hasn’t lived in Oklahoma long break down in fear because of a tornado . Not sure what you mean about dust, that was along time ago, nowadays we are pretty much full of grass and trees.
Actually, AR, I was just kidding. I’ve visited both states twice and liked them very much. I was flame baiting! Ah, shucks, now I’ve spoiled the fun. Also, the first time I visited OK, it was so green! Shows you how my image of it was formed by Hollywood stereotypes. Nowadays, I think of OK as a great red state. Texas is tetering, politically, however and needs to come back. (I fully expect Texaspartan to comment now!)
#6 – Posted by: Nobody on October 23, 2007 09:10 PM
I know you were kidding. Thanks for ruining the fun… jerk… 😉
The awesomeness of Texas is only overcome by Fred’s Almighty Awesome Power. But in a fist fight Fred and Texas would come to a draw.
kerrcato I think you miss typed that, here this is how it should be:
The awesomeness of Oklahoma is only overcome by Fred’s Almighty Awesome Power. But in a fist fight Fred and Oklahoma would come to a draw.
Seriously, we have Inhofe, who does Texas have? Ron Paul?
Actually we have Kay Baily Hutchison and she has bigger balls than Hillary.
Hmmm.. yes but you have to admit Inhofe is awesome and Ron Paul is lame.
I am not familiar with Inhofe as he presides over the lesser of the contigues 15 southern states. But I am sure he or she is worthy to kiss Kay’s boot.
Ron Paul is a loon. Thank god he does not represent my district. I think he is worthy of a flying face punch.
Question I have. Do comments of a certain length have to be approved before they are posted? The website just told me my comment has been logged for blogger approval..
Now you don’t get to read my rant on how super awesome Inhofe is, or how your insulting Oklahoma won’t go unpunished if you continue until its approved!
I hate to triple post but.. sorry about comment 14, I have no idea whats going with that. Also I meant THAN not then in comment 13….
As it goes you can HAVE the Rio Grande. Maybe you could take an example from it and get the Red River that clean. Sorry for classifying you as a southern state. After all according to wickepedia “Oklahoma is sometimes considered Southern because the area of Oklahoma, then known as Indian Territory, was controlled by the Confederacy.” Thanks for playing.
Pthhh Inhofe will make the Rio Grande red with the blood of our enemies, and rename it the Bigger Red River. We like our rivers red, like our dirt and minorities. Oklahoma is the reddest state in a very literal sense…
“Oklahoma is sometimes considered Southern because the area of Oklahoma, then known as Indian Territory, was controlled by the Confederacy.”
Yah yah yah, the south east is more like a southern state, but most of the state is more like the midwest.
Eh.. I’m tired of this game. G’night.
Mateba? Nah, use a Webley-Fosbery. It’s classier.
Regarding the gay “marriage” issue, can we do one of the few things Ron Paul is actually right about and abolish Government-run marriage? It’s a religious institution! The State should have no part of it, as far as I am concerned.
AR-
I realize I am way late to check in on the OK-TX deal, but.
I’m a native Texan (whose kin go back to the Republic), but lived in OK for five years, one daughter born an Okie. Okies are good folks, and you are right about Inhofe. I was also a big fan of Steve Largent and J.C. Watts. But even y’all have your embarrassments. What about those left-wing elitist bastards the Edmonds?
Still Oklahome overall has more good common sense decent people than any other state IMHO. Texas had that distinction at one time, and may yet again when Fred! gets his immigration plan in place.
Then we’ll have a “Red River” on Texas’ north and south borders.