The Washington Post today reported that the World Trade Center is “doing just fine.” Lately, it has come under attack by several bloggers, such as Flopping Aces, for challenging one of their latest reports on Iraq. Said one staffer (who declined to be identified because he felt it was unprofessional to identify a source) “They questioned our objectivitity. We gathered the best military minds on this topic. Sure some of them hadn’t been there in years, and NONE of them had been there since the so called “surge” in Iraq, but we feel the past is a good indicator of the future. Unless it involves convicted criminals.”
Said today’s article in the Washington Post. “We gathered several people who had visited the World Trade Center on September 10th, 2001. It turns out that everything is perfectly fine!”
Editors blasted the Bush administration for creating such a blatant lie that peaceful Muslims would attack innocent women and children while they did nothing but mind their own business and go about their day. “This leaves me nauseated. I hope this report on the State of the World Trade Center sheds some light on what’s really going on in that area.”
When asked if they would consider getting information from people who had been there RECENTLY they scoffed and said, “We trust our sources. We don’t feel that anything can radically change over a short period of time.”
More on this story as it develops.
Also in the the Report, the status of the USS Cole as safe and secure and a Life Section report on the prime real estate available in the Khobar Towers.
Great post.
Don’t worry. There’s still time to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
bigbro says: As terrible as the time the Nazi Luftwaffe painted their planes to look like Jap Zeros and attacked Pearl Harbor.
fred call aka bigbro
Sorry, I only trust the NY Times, who’s reporters were NEVER in Iraq or at the World Trade Center.
Nothing but non-biased, patriotic, professional journalism at the Grey Lady…so what if they don’t actually send reporters to the places they report on? I mean, if it’s not in downtown LA, Hollywood, or on the upper west side of Manhatten, who really cares what happens there?
These captains must have been a real inspiration to their troops.
“Okay, we got Al Qaeda holed up in these houses, we’re gonna need some covering fire on the west end of the street. Kowalski, take your squad and penetrate here, Smitty, you and your squad form a pincer movement so no one gets away. And whatever you do, don’t get killed ’cause the war is lost anyway and you’ll be dying for nothing.”
Good riddance – the absence of these swine can only propel us toward victory.
…be like looking for Muslims at the Richmond Raceway, tonight…. (Shriner’s Pork Festival)