Remember Frank the poor little guy will be hearing about this for the rest of his life and I’m not sure “stupid baby” is going to endear you to him. He’ll come out when he comes out. Here’s a little tip enjoy Buttercup the next little while because when the new baby comes she’ll stop being “your baby princess” and become an actual big girl child. I cried every time I brought a new baby home because I realized how much bigger the older kids had gotten. It was a surreal moment. Not as surreal as watching your babies become parents to their babies but almost.
Careful, this thing is like pouring gasoline NEAR a fire, eventually the vapors will reach the fire and FLASH! Wife took it, nothing for three hours. Then BOOM! contractions 3-6 minutes apart. That was a fun 30 minute drive to the hospital! 15 minutes after getting there, our third child was ready to begin his life punching hippies!
Yeah, it is kinda hippie-ish, but I’m a believer. We won’t tell anyone…
Did you discuss what his share of the national debt is in an overly loud voice? Maybe he is just not up to entering this world being indebted that much.
Look at you! UGH! Abusing your baby by calling it stupid. What if it comes out differentially abled? Are you going to yell at your wife? Hit her? Beat the kid? I mean, not like you really could tell if the kid was a little slow. It is the product of a rightwingnut after all. So you could give it a chaw of tabaccky and teach it to play banjo jes’ like paw usedta, right? And what kind of big, manly daddy is all hand wringing worried and being too paralyzed to go out and work? Being all self centered and thinking yours is the only kid waiting to be born like you’re Mr. immaculate conception and when it doesn’t get born when you want it you get all yelly and abusive. Typical flatheaded male behavior. Bet your slave-woman wife just loves that. Or she’s been scared into submission and is too afraid to open a mouth and put your knuckle dragging ass in check. Have you tried your little macho yelling trip in front of some of her woman friends? Bet not. They’d either shame you verbally or see to it that you were never able to make another kid. So just go off guzzle some booze and listen to a Limbaugh podcast and back the hell off!
I say just sleep all day….everyday… until he shows up. You won’t be doing much of that afterwards…
Try scaring your wife into labour. Rarr is probably not the best start
“Frank J. Fleming IV! You come here right this instant young man!”
– Frank J. Fleming III (often, for years to come) –
“Get Born” – isn’t that an album by Jet?
Change the barometric pressue around your wife. There is a reason there is always a run of births the night of a big storm.
* Who’s calling who stupid?
* The world isn’t ready for another Frank J. Fleming.
* Back off,
JackFrank, I’m comin’ out!“I’ll emerge after Benghazi details do, not before!” — future political junkie
do we actually know that sarah is expecting? perhaps this is just a machiavellian move by frank j. to aid his 2016 presidential campaign.
how do i know how it would help? i’m not frank.
Remember Frank the poor little guy will be hearing about this for the rest of his life and I’m not sure “stupid baby” is going to endear you to him. He’ll come out when he comes out. Here’s a little tip enjoy Buttercup the next little while because when the new baby comes she’ll stop being “your baby princess” and become an actual big girl child. I cried every time I brought a new baby home because I realized how much bigger the older kids had gotten. It was a surreal moment. Not as surreal as watching your babies become parents to their babies but almost.
Dang I forgot. YGDFT!YLTATSOTE! (Where’s my life prolonging bacon Harvey?)
Stupid Baby Bacon to seanmahair!
http://tinyurl.com/YGDFTYLTATSOTE
On a serious note…German Birthing Cocktail…Google it, trust me on this one…mix it with champagne, you can finish the bottle.
http://rantsandrecipes.blogspot.com/2009/02/castor-oil-labor-cocktail.html
Careful, this thing is like pouring gasoline NEAR a fire, eventually the vapors will reach the fire and FLASH! Wife took it, nothing for three hours. Then BOOM! contractions 3-6 minutes apart. That was a fun 30 minute drive to the hospital! 15 minutes after getting there, our third child was ready to begin his life punching hippies!
Yeah, it is kinda hippie-ish, but I’m a believer. We won’t tell anyone…
Child rarrin’ thread.
Did you discuss what his share of the national debt is in an overly loud voice? Maybe he is just not up to entering this world being indebted that much.
Tell the kid if he doesn’t come out and get illegally registered to vote we’ll have President Biden in 2016. That should do it.
Maybe you need to wave a piece of hamburger in front of your wife’s hoo-ha to lure the baby out.
Look at you! UGH! Abusing your baby by calling it stupid. What if it comes out differentially abled? Are you going to yell at your wife? Hit her? Beat the kid? I mean, not like you really could tell if the kid was a little slow. It is the product of a rightwingnut after all. So you could give it a chaw of tabaccky and teach it to play banjo jes’ like paw usedta, right? And what kind of big, manly daddy is all hand wringing worried and being too paralyzed to go out and work? Being all self centered and thinking yours is the only kid waiting to be born like you’re Mr. immaculate conception and when it doesn’t get born when you want it you get all yelly and abusive. Typical flatheaded male behavior. Bet your slave-woman wife just loves that. Or she’s been scared into submission and is too afraid to open a mouth and put your knuckle dragging ass in check. Have you tried your little macho yelling trip in front of some of her woman friends? Bet not. They’d either shame you verbally or see to it that you were never able to make another kid. So just go off guzzle some booze and listen to a Limbaugh podcast and back the hell off!
@17 JG
go away
I look forward to the Janeane Garafolaughs.
More JG at IMAO!
Look at it this way, JW: better here than on TV. Think of the children.
ah, cat,i rarely disagree with you. to quote the man in black, ” i hold you in the highest regard”.
JG, go away.
I’m printing this post out for the baby book. Oh, the nostalgia we’ll experience in 20 years!
Signed,
Your loving slave-woman wife
Best wishes SarahK and Frank J!