Ways to kill a vampire:
1. Sunlight.
2. Stake through the heart.
3. Tell Fred Thompson that the vampire called him a sissy.
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Off topic question.
Does anybody else use a Verizon EVDO card? When you use this card do you have trouble reaching imao.us? Sometime I can get here sometimes I can’t, I get a forbidden error when I can’t.
I believe they use the same network as Sprint so they might also have the problem.
Fred Thompson will end the War on Terror at his Inauguration by casting a steely gaze towards Mecca and stating “Ya’ll better settle down, or else I’m coming over there.”
I know vampires get a lot, but THEY are the sissys. Always very neatly dressed, pale and pasty, the whole cape thing. If you’re wearing a cape and you’re not in the Justice League, you’re a sissy. When’s the last time you saw a vampire use a chainsaw?
It’s no small wonder Fred Thompson is ready to beat them up. I would assume that goes for the whole list of Spooly Creatures, then?
Fred Thompson has a large bat labelled “VAMPIRE BAT” and he’s not afraid to swing it at vampires. Lately, however, he’s been missing a lot and hitting Democrats instead.
[thunk….thud…Hillary on floor]
*** Notice ***
The ussjimmycarter instutute for democratic retraining is now admitting new students. The staff of the institute will also gladly accept new course suggestions from Democrats(1), Republicans and independents(2) alike.
(1) But only from OLD school Democrats that is – like Scoop Jackson types.
(2) “independents” doesn’t get capitalized since those people can’t make up their minds.
“Does anybody else use a Verizon EVDO card? When you use this card do you have trouble reaching imao.us?”
That is because Verizon is an instrument of the Left…
…and the Devil.
Barbarian – yeah that occured to me, too, but there USED to be some Democrats that WEREN’T vampires and I just couldn’t bring myself to put them ALL into that category yet. Fact is, the country needs the Democrat party to swing back to the right. I know what you’re thinking…it ain’t gonna happen. Their vampire-like mental disease is too endemic. Sigh…
Off topic question.
Does anybody else use a Verizon EVDO card? When you use this card do you have trouble reaching imao.us? Sometime I can get here sometimes I can’t, I get a forbidden error when I can’t.
I believe they use the same network as Sprint so they might also have the problem.
“Fred” could shake his man boobs at them. They would run in fear, his cleavage is bigger than Hillary’s.
Fred Thompson will end the War on Terror at his Inauguration by casting a steely gaze towards Mecca and stating “Ya’ll better settle down, or else I’m coming over there.”
I know vampires get a lot, but THEY are the sissys. Always very neatly dressed, pale and pasty, the whole cape thing. If you’re wearing a cape and you’re not in the Justice League, you’re a sissy. When’s the last time you saw a vampire use a chainsaw?
It’s no small wonder Fred Thompson is ready to beat them up. I would assume that goes for the whole list of Spooly Creatures, then?
Fred Thompson has a large bat labelled “VAMPIRE BAT” and he’s not afraid to swing it at vampires. Lately, however, he’s been missing a lot and hitting Democrats instead.
Hey Fred…Hillary Clinton called you a sissy!
[thunk….thud…Hillary on floor]
*** Notice ***
The ussjimmycarter instutute for democratic retraining is now admitting new students. The staff of the institute will also gladly accept new course suggestions from Democrats(1), Republicans and independents(2) alike.
(1) But only from OLD school Democrats that is – like Scoop Jackson types.
(2) “independents” doesn’t get capitalized since those people can’t make up their minds.
If Fred Thompson becomes President, he’ll veto bills with just a steely glare.
#4 Tell the vampire that John Edwards thinks he’s cute.
[Thunk…thud…John Edwards on floor]
Fred doesn’t like John Edwards. He’ll let the vampire go in this case.
“Does anybody else use a Verizon EVDO card? When you use this card do you have trouble reaching imao.us?”
That is because Verizon is an instrument of the Left…
…and the Devil.
Hey #5–Jimmy….FRED didn’t, uhm, miss. Know what I mean
Barbarian – yeah that occured to me, too, but there USED to be some Democrats that WEREN’T vampires and I just couldn’t bring myself to put them ALL into that category yet. Fact is, the country needs the Democrat party to swing back to the right. I know what you’re thinking…it ain’t gonna happen. Their vampire-like mental disease is too endemic. Sigh…
#11: Must you be redundant?