Fred Thompson’s plan to reduce health care costs is to spend more time warning people not to make him angry.
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Whitehouse protocolfor Presedential entrances will change as “Hail to the Chief” will be replaced by “The Dying Screams of Our Enemies”.
(apologies Frank)
Prior to playing of Hail to The Chief Fred Thompson’s Administrations Mission Statement will be read… “Name what is best in life – To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.”
Looks like Alamo has a busy day.
Though all of the above are great suggestions.
I believe that all music will be done away with and the new official greeting for the President shall be Good afternoon Uncle Ethan.
After a landslide election in ’08, Fred Thompson will eliminate global warming in Feburary of ’09 with a single cold, icy glare. As a result, hundreds of Iranians will die of exposure in their country’s first ever blizzard.
Whitehouse protocolfor Presedential entrances will change as “Hail to the Chief” will be replaced by “The Dying Screams of Our Enemies”.
(apologies Frank)
Prior to playing of Hail to The Chief Fred Thompson’s Administrations Mission Statement will be read… “Name what is best in life – To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.”
Looks like Alamo has a busy day.
Though all of the above are great suggestions.
I believe that all music will be done away with and the new official greeting for the President shall be Good afternoon Uncle Ethan.
And Mr. McGee, you wouldn’t like him when hes angry.
The founding fathers were initially going to write that Fred Thompson will be president in the constitution, but decided that was a given.
But I like him when he’s angry! I promise not to get sick, Fred. Go ahead and get REALLY MAD.
Meanwhile, Ron Paul’s health plan involves lots and lots of tin foil.
(And only a neo-con Joooooo would bring up his large investments in “Big Tin”!)
After a landslide election in ’08, Fred Thompson will eliminate global warming in Feburary of ’09 with a single cold, icy glare. As a result, hundreds of Iranians will die of exposure in their country’s first ever blizzard.
That plan should also help with global warming