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Let’s meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it’s AR.
What’s the story behind your name? Well on my favorite website, Newsbusters.org , I go by AtheistRepublican, and they started calling me AR, I thought it sounded cool so I’ve been using it since then.
Where do you live? I live just outside of Stillwater, Oklahoma
How old are you? 18
Tell us briefly about yourself. I’m a college student majoring in Computer Science, and a renowned hippy hunter, who has disguised himself as one of the enemy, I have long hair and an unruly beard, but I bathe regularly, which kind of ruins the whole disguise. I’m also an amateur musician and DJ, my DJ name and Stage name are the same, DJBeatless. I love taking jokes past the point of funny to the point where people wonder if I’m being serious, also I love dancing, dance dance, I love dancing… One last thing, Hazel, you are my true love, for eternity and beyond!
How long have you been reading IMAO? Hard to say, first time I read it was a couple years ago, though I only started reading it regularly 4 months ago or so.
What’s your favorite IMAO post? Frank the Artist, your some kind of Picasso man!
If you were to describe IMAO in three words, what would those be? An internet site.
What’s you favorite political issue? Socialism, its funny how the liberals believe that a system that has never worked in the last 100 years will magically start working if we just believe hard enough, or whatever the fairy dust they are offering is. Also, anything that lets my crazy libertarianism loose, I love it when people look at me like I’m crazy, yes I do think that we should legalize heroin, and no it isn’t entirely because I like watching druggies get high, though that is awfully fun.
Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. Yes, I do have a website. http://jimmyscript.bravehost.com/website.html , its a temporary site I set up just a day or two ago because I’ve been having trouble getting my music to my friends. Eventually I’ll set it up to be all fancy and stuff and put more music up, but right now its fairly minimalist, and be warned my music is fairly second rate.
Also I have a facebook, http://okstate.facebook.com/profile.php?id=692651743 , feel free to send me a friend invite, but make sure you send me a message saying your from IMAO or I’ll reject it, I get alot of random friend invites so I just auto-reject if I don’t get a message or I don’t recognize your name.
When do you think it’s appropriate for police to use a taser? When isn’t it? Zzzzt!
If you commented in the latest post asking for participants, you’re still in the running. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far; just because you may not think you’re interesting doesn’t mean we won’t enjoy your story.
Hurray! I didn’t think my email got through! University mail client sucks!
Awww… I’m blushing!
I always figured your name had to do with the assault rifle. They’re fun to shoot; less kick than the AK.
And yay for crazy libertarianism! I’d forgotten to mention that in my profile. I don’t like to point it out too much though, since the mainstream libertarians are the ronulans.
…Not that they’re preferable to the AK, though.
Do not blush, for the truth should not embarrass you, though I’m sure you look perfectly lovely while blushing. If you’d rather my name be that of an Assault Rifle, then so it shall be my love.
I’m slightly jealous of Ronulans, all the “WTF” looks they get. Then again… it kind of comes with actually being crazy.
HKpistole, I think I have bested you, not only have I been profiled, I used it as a chance to declare my love for Hazel. I think its time to admit defeat.
Hey, don’t get your hopes up too high yet. I’m a little mad at you for calling German a sissy language. Especially seeing as it makes anyone sound incredibly pissed off when they speak it. I hope Fred Thompson speaks German, just to prove you wrong.
I’m not very mad, though. Your profile drew me out of a truly horrid mood tonight, so those comments have been countered slightly.
For you my love, I shall withdraw my statements about the German language, for surely your purity could not misjudge a language. Soon, I shall redeem myself for my callous statement.
Forgiven, for now. 🙂
Ah my love, I have composed this for you, I had initially created it to gain repentance in your eyes, however, now it shall serve as proof of my dedication to you! http://jimmyscript.bravehost.com/Hazel.mp3
No, I didn’t just change the name of one of my older compositions. I admit, I composed it in a bit of a rush, so its far from perfect, I shall refine it at a later time.
OMG…
What?
Nevermind.
Did I freak you out there?
Oh, get a room, why don’t ya!
Lets see what’s going on in the comments here….
Whoa! I’m sorry!
I didn’t mean to interrupt!
I didn’t see anything!
Don’t mind me!
Carry on!
(Those two should get a room…how embarassing)
Excellent summary, Bob. (LOL)
Well where the heck were the rest of you this whole time? Jeebus! You could very well have commented before he went (so) crazy, and avoided the whole ordeal! Friggin’ jerks…
Lol, I’m sorry, but I just HAD to do it. I saw the opportunity and I struck, I hope you weren’t to freaked out and can laugh about this, I’m starting to feel bad, I just cant stop laughing.
To be fair to myself, I did pretty much tell you I was going to do this (look at the About Me part of my Ronin Profile).
I did get a little carried away for a minute there, I like writing that kind of thing. I admit, spending over an hour composing music for a joke, might be extreme, but really, I probably would have been composing music anyway..
Now you can make the claim that someone composed music in your honor at least, so now you have something to brag about…..
Besides, you know you liked having a guy talk to you that way.
You guys pulled it off admirably. Excellent. But, get a room, OK?
Yep, that certainly was a little over-the-top. Alright, a lot. ‘Twas fun, but that is quite enough of that to last until I get out of college.
Yeah, I am totally bragging about the composition to anyone who will listen.
And maybe…
Ah, now don’t go getting my hopes up….
Is it safe now?
I hope you two crazy kids remembered to use protection. (Smith & Wesson)
Now all the google ads will be for eharmony and match instead of monkeys and guns. And where’s Chuck Woolery when we need him? Is this Frank & Sarah, the sequel?