Silky waited until the the man was asleep. John then suffocated the man by shoving one of his tampons down his trachea and pouring in his bottle of Pellegrino.
aw c’mon harvey. johnnie edwards didn’t kill him. he hit him with his purse and three hours later the guy got hit by a bus. it was hardly edwards’ hand that killed the guy.
It was an act of deliberate violence! The Silky Pony emptied an entire can of hairspray down the guy’s throat, then sneered, “Take THAT, you big meany!”
John Edwards once killed a man for saying his favorite lavender shirt was actually more of a lilac color.
Death was slow and subtle, however…he died from AIDS…
Silky waited until the the man was asleep. John then suffocated the man by shoving one of his tampons down his trachea and pouring in his bottle of Pellegrino.
Technically, the man died of old age, but Edwards gave him a really dirty look!
He stood near them and perfumed him to death.
I heard he tickled the guy to death with one of his feather boas.
aw c’mon harvey. johnnie edwards didn’t kill him. he hit him with his purse and three hours later the guy got hit by a bus. it was hardly edwards’ hand that killed the guy.
Liar. John Edwards kill someone? I think you must have him confused with, well, someone who is capable…of anything.
John Edwards isn’t all that lame. He might not spit in the wind or tug on Super Franks cape, but he does mess around with Jim.
how could he kill anything, when he can’t even step on an ant. thats how he developed his light in the loafers step.
How can you kill someone by shaking your fist at them?
It was an act of deliberate violence! The Silky Pony emptied an entire can of hairspray down the guy’s throat, then sneered, “Take THAT, you big meany!”
And by “killed” you mean “Slapped him in the face with his open hand. TWICE !”, correct?
By “killed” I presume you meant “Drove to suicide by his heart-broken sobbing.”