Things John Edwards can’t walk through:
a) Walls
b) Particularly thick fog banks
Bonus Facts from Casper the Friendly Host:
Unable to pull it apart on his own, John Edwards must eat cotton candy with a spork.
John Edwards was hospitalized with a broken tibia when his CD-ROM drive opened into his leg without warning.
It took his new assistant a moment to understand what he meant when he hissed at her, “I was very clear, wasn’t I? I need ones with WINGS!”
An unknown feminine whisper was overheard on the candidate’s open mikes at the last Democratic debate, “Gawd, Obama makes me moist.” However, Hillary was drinking water at the time.
Oh, Casper!
John Edwards wanted to get his kids a chinchilla but petting its fur gave him blisters.
well, that whisper still could be Hillary, whose evil powers include summoning demons, stealing souls, and talking while drinking – except for the fact that the whisper was described as feminine. though if she was one evil ventriloquist’s art, she may well be able to disguise her voice too.
c) Bloomingdale’s without hitting every cosmetic counter.
d) a hall of mirrors without a blindfold